Chapter 1

The world was in danger thanks to the lost.

Only some heroes could save the Netherworlds.

They were known as the heroic, brave, and powerful troop, the holy cows.

“Move historian!” I said as I kicked the historian. “Let me,Priere, tell you the true story of my troop the holy cows. We weren’t as heroic as he says first of all most of our wins were because of mettalia. Second the fierce battles he’s telling you about were mostly accidents. Third we weren’t brave. We just trained a lot.” I explained to you the audience. “So the time is 3000 ad Nisa, laharl’s twin sister, laharl (we will call her girl laharl), and metallia aka metallica without a c are all out in a forest setting up a camp. Since I can’t explain it here is a handy dandy flashback!” I said as the world started to go back in time. I like having the power of the being the narrator it’s fun! Anyways this is 3000 now.

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“So we have enough money to recruit a healer.” Nisa said as she put down the money on the log. “Well then let’s go!” Girl laharl said. They decided girl laharl would stay and protect the place. “ Laharl do this. Laharl do this! Laharl go solve world hunger! Why do i have to all the work.” “You know your name is girl Laharl right.” Two girls popped up. One of them was wearing a white off the shoulder dress with red elastic casings* and a red headband bunny ears. The other girl was me Priere! I was wearing a bra with a cross and red pants. “Hi I’m Priere and this is Plenair.” “ Does Plenair talk?” Girl laharl aske priere. “ Yeah she has about ten lines per chapter.” “oh.” “....... hi girl laharl.” Pleniar said “ Now she 9 more lines for this chapter.” Bam bam bam! Nisa’s prinny gun shot Priere and plenair. But priere grabbed her staff and started to deflect the bullets. “ There not intruders.” “ I don’t believe you.” Plenair yelled “Usagi of the dead!” Her dead bunnies came out of the ground to attack Nisa, Mettalia, and the new healer. Each one crawled there way to maul them to pieces. The bunnies went away after a while. “ Well you think your smart you little shithead? Well you chose the wrong person to fuck with.” Mettalia said as she grabbed a hammer and hit Plenair with it. She fell down. While Mettalia was attacking Plenair she didn’t notice how yvonne, the new healer and Nisa were down. “Don’t you know that the word is mine?” Mettalia said as she grabbed her broomstick and started throwing spells at girl laharl and priere. She flew around the whole entire camp wrecking it in the process. Everyone was down except for Metallica without a c. Mettalia walked over to plenair and woke her up “Hey plenair you want to be allies?” “....Sure.” Plenair said. Yvonne got up and healed everyone like she was hired to do. “So what does it feel like to have your asses handed straight to you?” Mettalia said. “........” Plenair made it obvious what it felt like. “Let me tell you this YOUR A HO!” Priere said. “Why thanks for the compliment.” Mettalia said.

Le fin of the chapter.