"You Leech!" The older 'model' threw another shoe at me. 

I dodged it, lighting my cigarette, "what? Did you think I would sleep with you?" 

"why else would you come to my house?!"

"Two words, free cigarettes" 

"Leech!"

"whore." 

She threw an empty beer bottle at me, it shattered against the wall behind me, nicking my ear. 

"alright, that's it, I'm leaving" I rolled my eyes. 

I'm sure she kept throwing things at me, at least until I was out of sight. I went over to my car, the definition of a shit ride. It was blue and well... It looked like shit, imagine the worst car you've ever seen, and you've got a good idea. 

I looked in the mirror at my ear, it was bleeding, the spot right above a scar I had gotten from a similar situation. I sighed, taking a long drag from my smoke. 

Then someone landed on the roof of my car. Great. Like it needs more dents. Another person came up from behind and next thing I knew, I was pinned to the wall...by two night walkers. 

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Let me explain one thing, there are two cities in the exact same spot, NYC, and the UC (underground city). The UC is run by vampires or 'night walkers' and is where I spend my days. There underground races are like a sport, and I am currently at the top...well close... No one knew it was me, but I drove the most known car, The Streak, because of the zero loss streak, and the deep orange line streaked down the side of the otherwise pitch black car. Now, back to me being a midnight snack for some blood fuckers....suckers...whatever.

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Well, the two fucks had me pinned to the wall, and a third one approached. I was trying to get my cig to my mouth, and the guy took it and let me take a drag. Then he took it away, I reached my head out for it, and then bam. I felt a stinging in my neck, he bit me. What an asshole. The other two bit into my wrists, and I quickly felt light headed. 

"can...I...have...my..smoke?" I asked slowly, careful to not slur my words. Who would want their famous last words to be a slurred mess? 

He gave me my smoke back with a chuckle, I took a long drag, then promptly passed out.