You are going to like the characters, the twelve Children trapped within this tale.
We're here for the people, not the plot. If you came all this way for a good, symbolic Epic, you will return empty-handed. But if you arrived in search of a long, frivolous parade of fufilling Moments, you have just found a treasure trove.
The coming --==moments==-- and Chapters will be a short introduction to both the bad story and good characters.