Recently, I received a letter from my best friend in Denmark, explaining that he had just escaped after negotiating with pirates (I think Somalian) who had attempted to attack his ship bound for England. After that, we reunited and later met a funny guy from my friend's childhood, Yorick. However, he has changed a lot over the years and is not so funny anymore. At the moment, we are both here fully equipped and ready to burn the stage tonight!