Terri Mouse (she prefers to go by the name of Terri Brandon) made her Lucky Number One Dime after taking an entire week to spit-polish an entire Naval Battalion of ducks, but soon after that she set off to become the richest m... wait. Alright, whoever is writing these cue cards is officially fired. Where was I? Oh, right, the About Me section. Well, despite currently being Older Than Dirt™, I still have aspirations of turning my sci-fi setting that I've only been working on since 1990 and finally making something of it, just 30 years after the fact. Maybe it'll finally see the official light of day here on Tapas? Who knows? At this point, *I* don't even know!