Author, slacker, A/P guy, dad joke production assistant, one-quarter Muppet on my dad's side, Scorpio, veteran, Oklahoma / Colorado / Minnesota transplant, Sooner until death, survivor of weird bathroom near-death experiences, ghost hunter, MRE food critic, former Ultimate player / current Ultimate heckler, 19-time Hugo / Nebula Award winner in my dreams, 5'11 31/32nds" (1.819275m), fan of Pete Buttigieg / William James / Weird Al, one-quarter ninja on my mom's side, uncle to a kid named Ender, inventor of the Orange Caesar, and creator of the story Project Archon (found only on Tapas!).
Tools
Word, Excel, After Effects + Acrobat, Paint 3D... oh man, I'm basic, aren't I?