Joined Jun 2019 daniel took my mom, so im in his dad
keanu reeves called me breathtaking :D
Tools
bad jokes, photoshop, vibrators
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my brain: snurt furn diPP
me: what
Brain: fuN diIpP muST sNortE
me: alright, seems nice
me: what
Brain: fuN diIpP muST sNortE
me: alright, seems nice
I feel this
get yall a friend who'd sacrifice their iced coffee because you're uncaffeinated and don't have the energy to make it thru the day without it
I love them already
im sure they'll love u too
:'D
im an adult. i can eat mac n cheese for breakfast. i can eat mac n cheese for lunch . i can eat mac n cheese for dinner. i am powerful
so m e m ac i s pre t t y gu dth o
H a
mMmC N CHeeSD
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AN NOBADY KAN STAPH MEH
I ME N NE A CHE A EN
me to me: what the fuck
smol bebe cuddlekins
supreme
s m o l
best part of having a boyfriend is when you shave your legs and yell for ur boyfriend to come feel them and he does in the most intimate way possible and then you just cuddle for hours (jk only 30 minutes because college is a bitch :( ) and scroll through buzzfeed articles together
suhEIWJNKDHR
anyway he went to frIKin CHicAGo but He'LL be BA ck tTOmorOReEW
hE"S BA CK F
BABYBOY LITERALLY PICKED ME UP W EXCITEMENT SHHAUBEHNSH I LOVE HIM
you: A W. WW W W W W
me, and intellectual: *happy serotonin rush*
me, and intellectual: *happy serotonin rush*
baby yoda. that's it. that's the post.
yogiboa?
i wanna cuddle that lil fucker
ya but :(
oneofthegoodones
LMAO PROLLY
daily reminder that i love you guys and wouldnt hesitate too also ive been swamped with work so i cant be active so y ea h i love you
no fighting luvs
awwwwh alrightyo
come here i'll give you a hug
no fighting ok?
tanks
I just realized all playboys are bye-sexual
also I'm turning fourteen on Saturday
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
c: thank u mother
hello :) this is jamari! i now stole her phone and you guys seem like beautiful fucks who would treat her right and now she's chasing me so uh before i get tackled this is my hi to you guys
HE SAYS HI BACK
OMG YES
FATHER!?
awhhhhh you guys :)
to ur boyf: y o u a r e t h e f a t h e r
