Joined May 2020
He/Him LG(B)TQ+ Alrighty! So... the name’s Elias, but you can call me E or Eli if you’d like. I’m a 5’4 short little bastard with a hell of a temper. I worship at the Temple of Sarcasm, so please don’t mind my shitty attitude. I really cannot stand homophobes, so if you are one, steer clear of me or you might end up getting your ankles abracadabra-d into grape soda (by the power of the Gay Gods of Sarcasm invested in me, I hereby declare your ankles thoroughly grape soda-d). Actually never mind. If you’re a homophobe you kinda deserve that so feel free to approach. At your own risk. Heh. That’s really about it. Feel free to talk to me, I don’t bite. Unless you’re sexist, racist, or homophobic. Oh, I’ll bite if you’re kinky too. But only if you’re into that.
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