[United Commonwealth of Sol Surgeon General Warning]:
Per UCS Health Code §4210.9 Subsection D, the purchase or consumption of Mellonhead Mellowjuice is strictly prohibited for individuals under the legal drinking age for their species. For humans, that’s 18+. Violators may face fines, penal colony assignments, or worse—having to explain yourself to a Mellonhead.
Side effects may include:
- Nausea, vertigo, and mild paranoia
- Debilitating debates about sentience
- Uncontrollable existential dread
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Read Chapter 8 - Strange Things Are Afoot at the Omni-Stop, now!
Leon Stardust. Say the name in any corner of the galaxy, and you’ll get a hundred stories, each more impossible than the last. He’s the kind of legend who doesn’t just flirt with danger; he buys it a drink and dances with it under the glow of distant stars. Gentleman thief, rogue adventurer, and the man every bounty hunter in the cosmos is gunning for.
Some call him a hero, others a villain. What I’ve learned is that Leon defies definition. He’s a phantom who slips through the cracks of empires, leaving chaos and admiration in his wake. The kind of person who doesn’t just live by his own rules, he rewrites them on the fly.
Our paths crossed recently, how and why, you’ll have to wait to find out. But I can tell you this much: everything they say about him? It’s true. And yet, none of it scratches the surface of what drives him.
Leon Stardust isn’t just a man, he’s a question the galaxy hasn’t yet figured out how to answer.
Hey there, space cats and kittens, Tracy Lawrence here, buzzin’ on the cosmic airwaves with a lil’ treat for you, my personal playlist. Dive in, vibe out, and let these tunes carry you through the vastness of space, just like they do for me when I’m scribbling tales of rebellion, redemption, and everything in between. Turn it up, get lost in the groove, and let the universe sing through your soul.