Hey, Phteve and Salty here – we are the creators of Birch Pants.
There are a lot of things you could know about us but probably shouldn’t – if only for your own sanity. So here’s the bare minimum: we are two buddies who like to laugh at some of the zany, random facets of life while totally not avoiding work sometimes.
We both share ideas we think are funny. A surprising amount of time they aren’t even remotely funny, so we have to re-work the jokes to avoid public humiliation (read: alter our consciousness to not perceive it). Other times, we’ll take the jokes, ply them with beer and insult their mothers, and record the results for posterity.
But actually, with the proper ingesting/injecting/osmotic absorption of coffee, life is just a bottomless pit of situations begging to be made into comics.
In service, therefore, to the dregs of life, Salty draws the jokes and Phteve provides the non-fake laugh track and the Cheetos.