20 minutes after Baldemar got swallowed by a humongous puffer fish, at the stadium that surrounds the bio-dome. The audience was chanting to the beat of the song, Zombie Nation...

"Alright girls, everybody! Shots, shots, shots!" - a young woman carried a tray loaded with tequila shots, 3 beers, limes cut in half, and a pinch of salt to the table where her friends waited.
"Sweet! You're my bestie" - Her 2 friends stood up.
"Let's get yucky with the boys!!! Where are they?"

"Hey, Ken! Come over. We got something for the crew!" - one of them jumped in excitement and her melons bounced as well; as she waved at Ken who was in a Jacuzzi nearby with 2 other men.

The men got out of the Jacuzzi and horseplayed around it; whipping each other with their wet towels. One of them slipped on the floor while trying to evade a whooping, the other 2 carried him by his limbs, threw him back to the Jacuzzi, and ran away laughing out loud.

"Hey babes, what you got?!" - Ken hugged his girlfriend and stuck his tongue inside her mouth.

"Just something to start getting yucky." - Another woman replied and grabbed a man by his swimsuit cord; dragging him closer to the table.

Their friend arrived running soaked wet and breathing heavily - "Hey! That hurt, you know!?"

The third lady grabbed the pinch of salt, a tequila shot, and half lime. She approached the guy who was soaking wet, "Good things come to those who wait, and it's quite convenient you're still dripping" - she pulled-open slightly the guy's swimsuit and sparkled the pinch of salt down there, got on her knees, and…

"Hnnng" - said the man in pleasure. "That doesn't make sense, but who cares?!" - He added in joy.
The woman stood up, gulped the tequila, winked at the guy, and sucked the lime.

"Wow! I want to try that. Can we?!?" - Ken's girlfriend was thrilled about what she saw, her mouth was drooling as she imagined the flavor, and her eyes displayed stars in admiration of her bestie's skills. 

"I love coming to The Big Game!" - Shouted Ken and grabbed a beer. He opened it and poured some on his pecs. The liquid slid following the tracks set on his abs all the way down till it got his swimsuit wet.

"But we ran out of salt!" - Ken's girlfriend gave the bad news.

"Don't worry, guys. I got you covered" - Salt Bae popped out of nowhere! He pulled slightly Ken's beer-wet swimsuit and sparkled salt inside with his trademark pose. He swiftly jumped to the table to grab a beer, he opened it, jumped next to the third couple; and like the great chef he was and who knows how to season his steak, he sprinkled some beer on the guy's swimsuit followed by a pinch of salt.

"Thanks Salt Bae! You saved the day!" - The young men smiled.

Salt Bae looked at the guy in his eyes with determination, he grabbed his hand; and like two Olympians passing the fire torch, gave the guy the beer and said, "My job here is done" - and jumped to…Who knows where!?!

"Let's get yucky!" - The 3 men cheered with their beers and chugged them bottoms up as the ladies got on their knees...

The scene of the girls getting yucky with the boys was being displayed on a stadium screen with the caption, "Kiss Cam", next to the score board which displayed a map of the bio-dome with the location of the players and their health status.

"Well readers, it seems like you've reached that weird part of the internet once again!" - announced a sports commentator and then he added, "We would like to thank our sponsor, GoNoob, for providing continuous live stream of our contestants. Thanks to GoNoob's new bio-degradable cameras, we have been able to follow Baldemar in his journey inside a puffer fish. Animals were not harmed during the installation of these cameras and will not be harmed after the cameras dissolve." 

"Hold your breath cause Baldemar sure needs some of it right now, yet he's still alive maneuvering his way through gastric acids while running out of oxygen! Those who bet in his favor are still in the game, and those who bet against him, don't sing victory too soon!" - A live stream of Baldemar riding the terror bird could be seen on the screen.

Next to the broadcasting booth, separated by see-through-window-walls, there was a VIP room But nothing could be seen through as they appeared to be tinted blue. One of its large windows with view to the stadium lowered automatically and, as it opened, a lot of blue smoke came out and cleared the view inside of the VIP room.
A hostess could be seen behind the window pane, her eyes were drowsy, and she fell down from the room when the window opened. Two other hostesses inside the room saw her falling, one jumped to catch her, and the other one caught the jumping-hostess by her legs. They succeeded at catching the drowsy-hostess and climbed back up to the VIP room.

"Why didn't we open the window before?" - wondered out loud a woman with her friends inside the VIP room; they were sitting around a round table with a huge hookah on the middle.

"Beats me, but the windows closed paired with this hookah got us really yucky" - replied one of her friends while coughing out blue smoke.

"Hey guys, let me show you a trick" - A young man grabbed a hookah hose, inhaled, and puffed a perfectly round circle followed by another one.
"No way, badass!!!" - His friends wowed at him.

"Hey, I also have a trick to show you. Watch this!" - A man grabbed a hookah hose and gave it to the same person who puffed the perfect circles- "Now inhale deeply and don't release it". 

His friend followed the instructions...