Sasuke withdrew his sword from the heart of a centaur he had pierced through; the centaur collapsed. The wind made a whistling noise towards him, he widen his eyes in alertness, turned around, and caught a fish spine - "huh? what was that?" - He looked at the horizon in wonder…

Baldemar was gliding in the sky on top of the terror bird. They began descending - "alright, we made it. Now let's steer to the plains; we are heading toward the forest." The bird spread its wings and turned its head to where Baldemar pointed. It flapped and flapped; there was only a problem, terror birds were never meant to fly.

The bird growled as it warned me of its handicap - "We are going to hit the bushes!" - We landed breaking branches. Such was our aerial speed that we were unable to stand still upon landing. Our bodies curled into a ball like a blue hedgehog and rolled downhill picking up supersonic speed. Luckily, we exit the forest in this shape without hitting a tree and entered the meadow. SPLASH! - "Aaaahhh, let's get out of the water! No more puffer fish!" - me and Birdie jumped out as soon as we were put to a stop by a lake.

We looked around, it was indeed a lake. The view was beautiful; adorned with pink azaleas and blue irises among the grass. The water was pristine and it seemed to flow independently of the swamp. It was as if we had found a safe and secret fairy fountain in this mad world, or so we thought…

I was thirsty and could get a sip from the lake. "So, why don't you take a drink?" - I ask Birdie.

"Fuark!! U!" - it shrieked at me.

I stare at the crystal clear water and approach to inspect it. I can see through it, I went for a sip, but as I got my lips close to it, WOOSH!, a big fluffy ball hit my lips.

"Aahh!!" - screamed like a teenage girl…Tyrone?! As he jumped out of the lake - "get them out of here!!" - he was covered by goliath-tiger fish'.

I pull my knife and fish kabobbed 2 of them, he tries to remove one that is holding still from his hair, and lays on the floor screaming like a girl - "get the one hanging from my manhood!".

Birdie unleashes its beak like a nail gun, and, FLIP FLIP, Birdie pokes his right testicle as the fish swing to the left one. Birdie retries, FLIP FLIP, the fish swings to the third leg. Birdie increases its pecking speed and the fish increased its evasiveness!

"Ahhh, Ahhh!" - Tyrone screamed and I couldn't stand the cringe scene displayed by Birdie and the fish.

"Enough is enough!!" - I commanded as I slid the fish kabob off my hunter's knife and raised it to the sky. The sun made it gleam with glory…Tyrone, widen his eyes and opened his mouth speechless. SLASH!!

I chopped the fish in half. Tyrone stood up and tapped his groin searching for something, he pulled-opened his pants and stared down…
"Aaaaah, Made it in one piece!" - He sighed. Birdie opened his beak and ate the fish on his Afro hair.

"Tyrone, what the hell happened?! You popped out of the freaking water!" - I yelled at him.

"Me?! What's up with you? Where have you been all this time?"

"I guess you're right. Anyways, you wouldn't believe me."

"I was jumping like a ballerina in the plains and saw a lake. I ran to it to it, got on all fours and leaned my face to the lake to see if anything suspicious would bite my big lips off if I took a sip. Suddenly, this poked my @ssh0l3!!" - Tyrone plucked a huge spike from his angus.

"Oh, geez. I wonder where that came from. " - I acted dumb as if I didn't know better.

"This nail poked me, and having the strong legs I have, jumped out of instinct to the lake. My jump made it half past the lake. I attempted to swim the other half while looking for an island. Maybe I swam 2 minutes and then I felt it…The suction of a plunger"

"A plunger?! Like a toilette?" - I asked confused.
He stared at me with fire-red-anger eyes.