"A damn colossal squid! It rolled a tentacle to one of my legs and pulled me down the lake, I punched and kicked it with my other leg, but it outnumbered me in limbs and wrapped all of them; sucking my body like a plunger. See these?!" - Tyrone pulled his pants to show me purple bruises all around his legs.
"I was able to free my self by wiggling like a madman struggling with a straitjacket. I swam to the surface, but it soon caught up with me and stung me with its beak, paralyzing me. That beak, did you even know squids had beaks!? I started passing out as we submerged rapidly; until suddenly, two red eyes flashed in front of us in the deep lake, it flashed its teeth with a smirk, opened its mouth, and SNAP!! Chewed on the squid's head off!"
"I was released by the squid's tentacles as it passed away and swam to the surface before who knows what else would find me. The fiend's eyes locked me in and they approached me. It tried to get a bite of me, but…it "sneezed" black ink and fish out of its mouth; giving me the extra push I needed to get the hell out of there. Those fish it had sneezed out…You saw them hanging to me as I managed to get out of the lake."
"I feel like I've been in a similar situation before, hehe" - I laughed nervously as Tyrone threw the puffer fish' spike to the lake.
"Well, time to move on!" - Tyrone performed ballerina jumps as the moved around the lake, I followed him on top of Birdie.
"Yo, man. This is a race! Why are you following me?"
"In that case, let's speed up" - I tapped Birdie with my legs and accelerated, Tyrone increased it's ballet speed as well. We were racing side by side, contesting the lead back and forth.
"You know, we cannot lethally injure each other. I would have killed you by now" - said Tyrone as he caught up with me.
"#$%^ off!" - we smoked him behind.
"On the other hand, I see you have a pretty friend right there who could suffer some accidents…" - Tyrone jumped in front of us, faced us, and pulled a black plastic sphere. He threw it to Birdies face, it pop-splashed squid ink on its eyes and on me as well. Birdie growled but continued running.
"What the f#$%?!" - Tyrone ran ahead of us, trying to get out of Birdie's path. He zigzagged his way, but I was able to lead birdie towards Tyrone by using the feather pulling technique we learned inside Puffy. Tyrone was getting exhausted, turned behind to look at us, and opened wide his eyes and mouth in shock. We were face to face!
"Aaah!!!" - Tyrone screamed as he fell to the ground and Birdie stepped on his balls and face. We ran past Tyrone. Tyrone raised his hand and flipped us off. A desert lays ahead of us…
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