So. Guys. We forgot.

Red and I were out running errands and suddenly Red turned to me and was like—IT’S POSTING DAY. So now Red’s Driving and I’m typing a description on my phone like I have my life together.

Blue called on red’s Carphone. I’m going to give you a play by play because this is the description now. Put your anthropologist hats on. They’re currently shouting about Fortnight. Jeez they’re loud. Blue has been asking Red to download it for literal days so they can get on a squad together. Red hasn’t listened. Guys Red just said to blue “so … you’re going to the game this weekend” and blue thought Red was making a statement and not asking a question so he replied “okay.” Without even pausing, red goes “so… you’re going to the game this weekend?” with a very snarky high-pitch question mark at the end. Help me I’m dying. This can’t be how these two communicate. This isn’t real.

Okay so blue’s sights have switched to me. He’s trying to sell me his gaming computer. Red is now yelling at blue because blue “finished building that computer two seconds ago.” Blue wants to build a new better one. I told him to send me all the specs and we’ll negotiate. He told me he’s giving it to me with a discount. The discount is three hundred dollars more than he paid for it.

So that’s… a thing.

The conversation died when red and blue Both got distracted and for a solid ten seconds the car was filled with blue’s very slow awkward laughter.

It’s over. It’s finally over. My stomach hurts from laughing or crying, I’m not sure which. Whatever the hell that was...it’s over. I think we’ve learned a lot. Thanks for going through this with me. For science.

~ flynn