The aliens were stowaways running from their own planets, crammed into human skin, walking and living amongst under humans’ (or Earthians’) noses for ages. Assimilating our culture, our language, our livelihood, our workplaces, until they decided to have a voice on their own and march under a banner of ‘Aliens United: We have rights!’

Thousands of protests have since bombardment the streets, poor roads abused under the heavy footfalls of too many over-zealous species wanting their selfish – I mean fair – piece of the pie.

Suffice to say many sacrifices have been made, breaths wasted, speeches prepared and rising a wave of action or falling on deaf ears, blood spilled and tear gases wasted. All due to Earthians (humans) torn between wanting the aliens in or out. A multitude of social groups, biological diversity groups, cultural ideology groups, rose and fell, alongside ruling parties risen or ousted depending on the sway of opinions dominating at the time.

Until after an undetermined length of time, the motherload of an all-powerful alien ship arrived to cast a shadow that blanketed the two most powerful nations of the time (of which their names have fallen into obscurity, instead is now known as the Land of the White and the Land of the Yellow). Seeing that all the military tech and might of the world added together could not best the colossal mother fucking ship, the most logical course of action, was of course, to raise the white flag.

It was a surrender without a fight.

And thus Earth was collected into the consortium of vast numbers of planets across galaxies, each carrying their own zany collection of life forms.

Which was really more a plus than a minus. Because instead of trudging up the impossible challenge of traversing across space at light years (which became an urgent priority and sparked enthusiasts worldwide since the aliens ousted themselves), Earthians were given the tech, and access to a wealth of otherworldly, advanced knowledge.

Along with it of course, came in the oddities of habits and cultures that derailed and spun half the Earthian population into wayward vice and downright ridiculous notions (such as air sex and sucking in nicotine through the asshole) but hey, to each their own interests right?

At least it can be said a wealth of new experiences were introduced to open the minds of the tiny Earthian brain. And it was all thanks to the aliens who exited that gargantuan ship on that fateful day, and in a milestone recorded and taught to every Earthian, their first words said were:

“Greetings Earthlings! We come from outer space. We come in peace.”

That cemented our path to the glorious future of space travel and living and made every science-fiction fan’s dream come true.

Turned out the missionaries represented a cross galaxy, united organisation which go by ‘Star Trek’, and that the existing, long-time running drama at the time, was actually real accounts by the Star Trekkers. It was never really clearly specified how the info got transmitted. But the short explanation was, one of the earliest founders, was an Omni-potent spiritual being who used his transient intelligence and powers combined with high-tech beaming, to feed the stories into the then show creators in their dreams. It hence gave them the inspiration to spawn the story into a never ending, popular science fiction drama.

And so, it became easier for the real Star Trekkers to sort of re-introduce themselves, since Earthians were already familiar with them. Hell, there wasn’t much protest, not as much as what the first wave of zealous aliens brought on, since nearly the entire planet were Star Trek fans long before they appeared in the sky.

In fact, their appearance only spawned a new religion, but it’s getting a tad too long and redundant to continue here, and I think I’m starting to lose the point, so let me just stop my rambling at this stage, because what do you know?

I’ve reached the stairs leading up to my quaint, cosy apartment.