Hello all. You're probably (not) wondering why this hasn't updated in like 1234567890 years, and that's cause I'm lazy as fuck. And also my writing's been shittier than usual.

Also, it might be because of Fortnite. I suck at it, but I was able to get my first hits in finally, after an hour of dying so. Many. Times. I died that time too. I didn't take the person down with me. I regret many things.

And maybe because of Minecraft, which I just got at the age of 18. I spent a couple hours trying to find my boat, then paddling another boat around, still trying to find the first boat, failing miserably, then trying to get back to my home island. I'm still lost after a few hours.

Point is, expect an update soon. Maybe. Maybe not. Depends on whether I find my way again (in Minecraft, not in writing. Miss me with that deep shit.)

UPDATE (5/18/18): It's five days later and I'm still lost in Minecraft.