“So what's the plan? Throw more cameras overboard or what?” Mabel asks.

“NO! No. Okay. You and Star will be the lookouts, Soos can work the steering wheel, and Marco and I will be the captains.”

“What? Why do you guys get to be captains? What about Me and Star, huh?”

Star and Mabel start chanting.

“Mabel!

Star!

Mabel!

Star!

Mabel!

Star!

Mabel!”

“I'm not sure that's a good idea.” Dipper says.

“Me too…” Marco says.

“What about co-co-captains?” Star and Mabel askes in unison.

“There's no such thing as co-co-captains.”

“Aw, whoops.” Star says. She and Mabel tosses two cameras into the water.

“Okay, fine! You guys can be co-co-captains.” Dipper says.

“Can I be associate co-captain?” Soos asks.

“As co-co-captain,

I authorize that request.” Mabel says.

“Well, as first co-captain, our number one order of business is to lure the monster out with this.” Dipper says as he gestures at a barrel of Fish Food.

“Permission to taste some?” Soos asks.

“Granted.” Dipper says.

“I don’t know why but knock yourself out...” Marco says.

“Permission co-co-granted.” Mabel says.

Star gives a thumbs up.

(A/n: ewww! I would never try fish food.)

“Permission associate co-granted.” Soos says.

Then he licks some, then gags and wipes his tongue, coughing he says. “Dude, I don't know what I expected that to taste like!”

Dipper, Marco, Mabel and Star all laugh.

“Oh, Soos...”

Ford is nearby watching them. “Traitors! Ah, I'll find my own fishing buddies!” He looks around and sees a couple sitting in a boat up ahead. “Ah!” He starts his boat's engine. “There's my new pals!”

A man named, Reginald is turned away from his girlfriend, Rosanna, looking at a ring in a box; He takes a deep breath. “Now that we're alone, Rosanna, there's a burning question which my heart longs to ask of you.”

Rosanna tears up. “Oh, Reginald!”

(A/n: oh look a lovey-duby scene!)

“Hey!” Stanford says as he pulls his boat up to theirs. “Wanna hear a joke? Here goes. My ex-wife still misses me...but her aim is gettin' better!” He pauses. “Her aim is gettin' better!” He pauses again. “Y’see, it's-it's funny because marriage is terrible.”

Reginald and Rosanna rows their boat away.

“What?”

(A/n: Seriously ford, your puns are terrible than sans. Where is he when I need him?)

Meanwhile…

S.S. Cool Dude is approaching Scuttlebutt Island. There is fog everywhere. Soos is at the back of the boat shoveling fish food over the side. Marco is in the front with Dipper, Mabel and Star. Dipper and Marco is trying to see through the fog while Mabel and Star is playing ventriloquist with a pelican.

“Hey! How's it going?” Mabel says.

“It's going awesome! Bow bow, buh bow bow!” Star says playing the pelican.

“Guys, leave that thing alone.” Dipper says.

“Aw, I don't mind none!” Mabel says pretending to be the pelican. “Hey, look, I'm drinking water!”

“Twinkle, twinkle little...” Star chokes on water and coughs, and the pelican flies away.

“Aren't you two supposed to be doing lookout?” Dipper asks.

“Look out!” Mabel throws a volley ball at Dipper, hitting him on the arm.

(A/n: Not that type of look out Mabel)

Dipper holds his arm and shivers.

“Are you okay?” Marco asks.

“Heh, heh. But seriously, we’re on it.”

The boat jolts to a sudden stop having crashed into the shore of the island.

“See? We're here! We’re a lookout geniuses! Hamster ball, here we come!”

“That was fast…” Marco says.

The Friends disembarks and ventures into the foggy woods. Dipper leads the group while carrying a lantern. They soon come to a large sign nailed to a tree that says "Scuttlebutt Island." Soos, Star, Mabel stop in front of it.

“Dude, check it out.” Soos covers the "Scuttle" part of the sign. “Butt Island.”

(A/n: seriously guys I have no idea why I decided to name the island ‘scuttlebutt’)

“Wow it does says that.” Star says.

“Soos, you rapscallion!” Mabel says. She looks at Dipper and Marco. “Hey! Why aren't you laughing? Are you scared?”

“Pssh! Yeah, right! I'm not.” Dipper says.

“Who said I was scared” Marco says.

Mabel pokes Dipper on the nose and blows a raspberry. “Yeah, you guys are!”

“Hey!” He drops the lantern as Mabel continues poking him and blowing raspberries. “Quit...! Stop!”

(A/n: Mabel sure loves teasing Dipper)

There's a growling noise in the distance. Mabel stops teasing Dipper and they look around. Soos comes up to them.

“Dude, did you guys hear that?”

“Yeah it was kinda loud.” Star says.

“What was that? Was it your stomach?” Mabel asks.

“Nah, my stomach normally sounds like whale noises.”

Mabel listens to Soos' stomach, which makes whale noises. “oh… weird”

“Where do you guys think that came from?” Marco says.

Out of nowhere a possum grabs lantern and runs away.

Dipper gasps. “Our lantern! Aww! I can't see anything!”

“Duuude, I dunno, man. Maybe this, uh... Maybe this isn't worth it.”

“Not worth it? Guys, imagine what would happen if we got that picture!”

Cut to Dipper's imagination, where he is dressed like Indiana Jones being interviewed on a talk show.

A man name Charlie is speaking with him.

“Tonight we're here with adventure seeker Dipper Pines, who bravely photographed the elusive Gobblewonker!” He says to the screen. “Tell me, Dipper: what's the secret to your success?”

“Well, I run away from nothing.” He says before dumping coffee into his mouth. An embarrassing picture of Grunkle Stan appears on screen. “Nothing, except for when I ran away from my annoying Grunkle Stan, who I ditched in order to pursue that lake monster.”

“How right you were to do so. He looked like a real piece of work. I don't often do this, but I feel the Charlie need to give you an award!” Charlie says before giving Dipper a medal. After that, they get their picture taken.

Mabel and Star crashes through the wall in a hamster ball. “CHARLIE! WHY WON'T YOU INTERVIEW US?!” They chases after Dipper and Charlie, screaming like a maniacs.

(A/n: And I thought Mabel’s imagination was weird….)

Cut back to real life.

(A/n: Thank you I was about to get weirded out)

Dipper smiles. “I'm in!”

“Me, too!”

“Count me!”

“Uhhh… Well okay I guess I’m in too”

They all run off.

“All right, dudes, I'm comin'!”

Soos and Star are Beatboxing.

“My name is Mabel!

It rhymes with table!

It also rhymes with... glabel!

It also rhymes with... shmabel!” Mabel says to the beat.

“Dudes, we should be writing this down.”

“Yea we should” Star says.

“Guys, guys, guys! You hear something?” Dipper says holding a camera.

“I don’t hear anything”

“Just wait we might hear it again” Marco says shushing Star.

The growling noise from earlier is heard again; A flock of birds flies overhead, away from the sound.

“This is it! This is it!” Dipper says.

“Yes yes yes! Hoo hoo hoo!” They all say punching each other fists excitedly and walking towards the sound. Soos grabs a stick and follows them into the fog.

Walking through the fog, Soos stops the group when he spots a lake monster silhouette. The group ducks behind a log.

“Everyone: Get your cameras ready!” Dipper says.

Dipper, Mabel, Star, Marco and Soos turns their cameras on.

“Ready? GO!”

Star and Soos both yell and jumps over the log, holding their cameras in front of them as they run toward the silhouette, snapping photos at random. The twins and Marco follow them, but as they get closer, they discover the silhouette…

….was the remains of a wrecked boat with beavers living on it.

(A/n: and just when they thought they found the Gobblewonker XD)

Beaver 1 (Subtitled) -I love cavorting! - Beaver number 1 says translated.

-That deserves a hug! - Beaver number 2 says. Beaver 2 Hugs Beaver 1.

Beaver number 3 thumps its tail and walks sideways of the boat.

“But... but what was that noise, then? I heard a monster noise!” Dipper says.

The "monster noise" sounds again. It turns out to be a beaver chewing on, and sometimes activating, a rusty old chainsaw.

“Sweet! Beaver with a chainsaw.” Soos says as he takes pictures of it.

“That’s not something you see every day!” Star says snapping photos of it.

“Maybe that old guy was crazy after all.” Dipper says.

“He did use the word ‘scrapdoodle.’” Mabel says remembering.

Dipper and Marco sighs.

“Well there goes all of our cash money” Marco says.

Back to Ford who is teaching Hank's son how to thread a line….

“Look, when you're threadin' the line, lot of people don't know this but you wanna use a barrel knot.” He then whispers. “That's a secret from one fishing buddy to another! Heh heh.”

“Uh, I, uh, who are you, exactly?” Hank’s son asks.

“Just call me your GRUNKLE FORD!”

“Sir, SIR, SIR! Why are you talking to our son?” The boy’s mom says. “If you don't leave right now, I'm calling the police!”

“Ha ha, you see, the thing about that is...” He starts his motor and speeds away.

“Go bother your own kids!”

(A/n: but they all basically ditched him..-_-)

Anyways back to Scuttlebutt Island….lol

Soos Star and Mabel are taking pictures of a beaver posing on a stump.

“Ooh, yeah! Work it! Work it! Nice! Nice! Gimme another one of those! Yeah, I like that one.” Soos says.

“What're we gonna say to Grunkle Stan? We ditched him over nothing.” Dipper says as he throws a stone into the lake and sighs.

“I don’t know… I mean he did just wanted to spend time with us.” Marco adds.

(A/n: now you guys feel sorry.)

The rock Dipper is sitting on shakes. “Hey... guys, do you feel that?” The rocks sinks under the water and Dipper swims to shore. “Hey, hey, whoa, whoa!”

They all see the Gobblewonker's silhouette swimming away.

“Ahhh!” Mabel says.

Star gasps.

“This is it!” He and Marco takes pictures.

“Come on! This is our chance!” Soos, Mabel and Star backs up.

“What's wrong with you guys?”

Gobblewonker swims back towards the island and begins to rise as the others speak.

(A/n: que: jaws shark theme)

“Dipper…Marco...?”

“Oh my Warnicorns…”

“Dudes...?”

“Come on! We still have fifteen cameras left” Marco says.

“It's not that hard, all right? All you gotta do is point, and shoot. Like this!” Dipper aims camera at Gobblewonker and realizes it's right in front of Marco and him.

Gobblewonker roars, causing them to drop his camera and the friends run away.

“Run!”

The Gobblewonker pushes a tree over which falls and almost hits Dipper and Mabel, but Marco lunges at the twins and they roll out of the way. They continue to run and dodge falling trees and eventually catch up with Soos and Star. Star uses her wand to Slow down the Gobblewonker.

“Get back to the boat! HURRY!” Soos calls out.

The Gobblewonker snaps at Star who hops onto Marco's back.

“Hey!”

“Sorry!”

(A/n: you guys don’t want to know how long it took me to right all of this)

Dipper aims camera at Gobblewonker, but trips over a root, stopping the camera. “The picture!” He starts to run to the camera.

Soos grabs Dipper. “Dude, if it makes you feel any better, I got tons of pictures of those beavers, dude!”

“WHY WOULD THAT MAKE ME FEEL BETTER?!” Dipper shouts.

(A/n: man dipper take a chill-pill or something!)

The group of friends are running towards the boat. Soos helps the others on, the climbs in himself. Soos's presence pushes the boat back into the water and he runs towards the helm.

“Let's get outta here, dudes!” They start driving away in the boat backwards.

“All right! This is it!” Dipper tries to take a picture. “Cracked lens?!”

Marco camera was the same. “Dang it. Mines too.”

“Soos! Get a photo!”

Soos is throwing cameras at the monster…

…And Star is using her wand to Fire them.

“WHAT ARE YOU GUYS DOING?!” Dipper yells.

(A/n: they may or may not die guys)

“Oh! I still got one left! Don't worry, dude!” Soos throws a camera to Dipper but misses hitting the wall and breaking the camera.

The Gobblewonker dives into the water and begins to chase the gang. Soos steers the ship forwards and drives away from it.

“Go, go, go, go, go!” Mabel shouts.

(A/n: who knows how many cameras they have broken and have left?)

Ford is on his boat, struggling to tie a knot.

“Er, ugh, gah! Mollycoddling...” He says in frustration.

A little boy named, Shmipper is in a boat a few yards away with his sister and Grandpa. “Can you pwease tell me mo'e funny stories, Pop Pop?”

“Anything for my fishing buddies!” the boy’s grandpa says as he laughs and pats grandchildren on their heads.

Ford growls.

(A/n: Ironic isn’t it….don’t worry if you already seen this episode you'll know how it ends.)

“Pop Pop? I just weewized dat...I wuv you.”

“Aw, come on! Boo! Boo!” Stanford says interrupting them.

“Hey, now! What's the big idea?” the grandpa says.

“Maybe he has no one who wuvs him, Pop Pop.” The boy says.

“Yeah, well, I... I...” Ford begins.

S.S. Cool Dude drives past him and soaks him. He throws his hat to the ground in frustration, then sits down and sighs.

(A/n: yup life can be ratchet)

“SOOS! BEAVERS!” Dipper shouts.

-We're still beavers.- The beavers say.

The boat crashes into the old, broken boat and beavers fly everywhere, biting the boat and the crew.

“Ah, beavers! Oh, no!” Soos says.

Beavers are biting Dipper's hat. Star blasts some off of her wand and Marco’s hoodie. Mabel shakes a beaver off of her arm, and a beaver lunges at Soos, who stumbles away from the wheel. Mabel takes control on the wheel, steering away from the Gobblewonker. Dipper tries to dislodge a beaver from the side of the boat while Soos runs in circles crying in pain from the beaver still on his face. Beavers jump on Marco’s face and Star tries to yank them off. Dipper throws beavers towards the Gobblewonker who dives and continues to chase them under the water. The S.S. Cool Dude drives through a place with people fishing, who are overturned by the Gobblewonker behind them.

(A/n: look I wrote a paragraph yay me!)

Cut to Manly Dan and his sons…

Dan is head locking a fish and his sons cheering for him.

“Headlock!” he shouts.

Marcus, Kevin and Gus all shout.

“Dad! Dad! Dad!”

Their boat is turned over by a wave from the Gobblewonker. Fish start raining down on them.

“The fishes! They seek revenge! Swim, boys! Swim!”

Cut back to the S.S. Cool Dude…

The Gobblewonker swipes at the boat and manages to knock the control cabin off.

“Aah! Look out!” Mabel says.

A man is transporting a glass sheet over the water with another man by boat. “Easy...Easy...”

The boat drives through it and breaks it.

“My glass!” The second man

Mabel sees a dead-end ahead. WHERE DO I GO?!

“UM, I HAVE NO IDEA!” Star says still using her wand.

“WE SHOULD HAVE BROUGHT A MAP!” Marco shouts.

(A/n: yeah you guys should have…)

Dipper looks around. Takes out the Journal and flips through its pages. “Um... uh... GO INTO THE FALLS! I think there might be a cave behind there!”

“MIGHT BE?!” Star and Mabel shout.

They all scream and the boat goes through the waterfall and into cave behind. Their boat crashes, sending them into the dirt. The all stand up, and turn around to see the Gobblewonker swim in after them and it gets stuck in the cave entrance.

“It's stuck!” Mabel says.

“Whoop!”

“Ha ha! Yeah! Wait...It's stuck?” Dipper tries to find a camera but he has none.

Mabel lifts Dipper's hat to reveal he still has one last camera. “Boop.”

“Now quickly!” Marco says.

Dipper laughs and takes shots of the monster.

“Didja get a good one?”

“THEY'RE ALL GOOD ONES!” Dipper hugs Mabel.

“WOO! HAMSTER BALL!”