Time skip brought to you by Wax Stan…

The next morning, Dipper, Marco, Star and Mabel are studying the crime scene.

“Wax Stan has lost his head and it’s up to us to find it.”

Mabel and Star takes pictures.

“But the head could be anywhere…” Marco says.

“There were a lot of unhappy customers at the unveiling.” Dipper and Marco looks at the bulletin board with pictures of suspects. “The murderer could have been anyone.”

Star gaps. “It could even be my laser puppies.”

“Yeah! Even us!” Mabel says.

“In this town, anything is possible. Ghosts, zombies, it could be months before we find our first clue.” Dipper says.

“True…but where to start…” Marco says.

(A/n: this might take years….or not)

“Hey, look! A clue.” The boys turn to see that there are shoeprints in the carpet.

“Footprints in the shag carpet!” Dipper says.

“If we find this person they will have to replace the carpet.” Marco says.

“That's weird. They've got a hole in them.” Mabel says.

“Weird indeed…” Star says.

“And they're leading to...”

There's an ax on the floor in front of the foot prints…

The friends gasp, then look at each other…

(A/n: well they found their first clues… I wonder what else they’ll find…)

“So, what do you think?” Dipper asks.

“In my opinion: this is an ax.” Soos states.

They are now in the gift shop with Soos checking out the Axe.

“Wait a minute. The lumberjack!” Mabel says.

“He must have had the axe!” Marco says.

“Of course!” Star and Dipper says.

Flashback to Manly Dan

He is punching the pole.

“In your face!” Dan says.

Back in the present.

(A/n: whoa he did say that….)

“He was furious when he didn't get that free pizza.” Dipper says.

“Furious enough, for murder!” Mabel says.

“I believe he murdered our wax figure!” Star says.

“Oh, you mean Manly Dan. Yeah, he hangs out at this crazy intense biker joint downtown.” Soos says.

“Well first we need to ask him.” Marco says. “To make sure.”

“Then that's where we're going.” Mabel says.

“Dude, this is awesome. You two are like: The Mystery Friends!” Soos says.

“Don't call us that.” Dipper says.

Star, Mabel, Dipper, Marco all walk outside and sees Stanford pulling a coffin out of his car. “Hey, give me a hand with this coffin, will ya? I'm doin' a memorial service for wax Stan. Something small, but classy.” Ford the pulls the coffin out of the car.

“Sorry, Grunkle Stanford, but we have got a big break in the case!” Dipper says.

“Break in the case!” Mabel says.

“We're heading to the town right now to interrogate the murderer.” Marco says.

“We have an axe! Mabel shows Ford the ax in Dipper's bag and her and Star makes a horror movie screeching sound. “REE, REE, REE!”

“And maybe we’ll break the murder.” Star says.

(A/n: XD Star is talking about killing the culprit...she’s crazy)

“Star, you can’t do that unless you want to go to jail…” Marco says.

“Oh...”

“Hm, it seem like the kind of thing that responsible parents wouldn't want you to do... Good thing I'm an uncle. Avenge me kids! AVENGE MEEE!!” Stanford says.

In the town, the friends are sneaking behind a dumpster near the Skull Fracture.

“This is the place.” Dipper gasps when the man named, Tats looks at him. “Got the fake IDs?”

“Yup.” Marco says passing the IDs to Mabel.

Mabel gives Dipper and Star one.

“Thanks.” Star says.

Dipper looks at all of their IDs before saying. “Here goes nothing.”

(A/n: Let’s hope these fake IDs work…)

Tats looks at the ID card. “Sorry, but we don't serve miners.” He says.

“Daaaannnnng'nab it!” The miner spits on the road and walks off. “Eughh!”

The twins and Co. walk up to the desk. “We're here to interrogate Manly Dan the lumber jack for the murder of wax Stan.” Mabel and everyone else shows their fake ID cards and she jingles hers. “Dedledlee.”

“Works for me.” Tats says as he opens door for the friends.

Men are fighting inside the Skull Fracture. Dipper, Mabel, Marco and Star walks inside and look around. Dipper motions for Mabel to follow them.

“Is he?” Star begins.

Mabel walks over the body. “He's resting.”

(A/n: no I’m pretty sure someone beat him up…and he passed out from the pain….)

“Alright, let's just try to blend in, ok?” Dipper says.

“That means you too Star.” Marco says.

“You got it, Dipping sauce.” Mabel and Star climbs onto chairs.

“Hey there, fellow restaurant patron!” Star pats the man that is next to her’s arm. “Bap!”

The biker growls.

Marco pulls Star away from the biker and Mabel follows.

Manly Dan is arm wrestling with someone. “AAAAAGHHHH!!”

“Manly Dan, just the guy I wanted to see. Where were you last night?” Dipper says.

“Punchin' the clock.”

“You were at work.” Marco says.

“No, I was punchin' that clock!” He points to a broken clock that is outside.

“10 o'clock, the time of the murder. So, I guess you've never seen this before?” Dipper asks as Marco pulls out the axe from his bag and shows it to Manly Dan.

“Listen little girls!” Manly Dan says.

“Hey, actually we’re both-” Marco and Dipper says at the same time.

“I wouldn't pick my teeth with that ax. It's left handed! I only use my right hand, the MANLY HAND!!” He rips the machine's arm off and beats the machine with it.

(A/n: okay he’s cray-cray!)

“Get 'im! Get 'im!” Someone says.

“Left handed...”

“He not left handed…” Marco says.

Mabel, Star and a Biker are looking at cootie catcher and Star and Mabel are counting.

“3,

4,

5,

6.”

Mabel gasps. “Your wife is gonna be beautiful.”

The biker pumps his arm. “Yes!”

“Aww can we come to your wedding?” Star asks.

“Sure you young ladies will be invited…” The biker starts.

“Star, Mabel, big break in the case!” Dipper says

“Manly Dan is not the murderer.” Marco says.

The friends leave.

“…as soon as I find my future wife…” The biker finishes.

(A/n: well better start looking now)

“It's a left handed ax.” Marco shows Mabel and Star a list.

“These are all our suspects. Manly Dan is right handed, that means all we have to do is find our left handed suspect and we've got our killer.” Dipper explains.

“Oh man, we are on fire today!” Mabel says.

“Pazow,

Pazow,

Pazow!” Star says mimicking laser sound effects.

“Let's find that murderer guys.” Dipper fist bumps them.