Mabel and Star are waving at McGucket. He has a baby alligator on his right hand as he waves back to them. Dipper lists McGucket as right handed. Dipper and Marco are wearing a fake mustache and carrying a package to Pizza Guy's house. Pizza Man signs their form and gets excited, only for Dipper and Marco to take the package and leave. He is listed as right handed. Mabel and Star are whistling to the Angry Lady and throwing her a baseball. She catches it with her right hand and crushes it. She is listed as right handed. The Friends are at Mikey R.'s house. He comes to the door with both hands in casts. His name is just crossed out. Names after names are being listed as right handed until the tip of the pencil breaks.

“We did almost everyone.” Star says.

“Guys, there's only one person left on this list.” Dipper says.

“No way…” Marco says.

“Of course, it all adds up!” Mabel says.

(A/n: um… I am left handed but I swear I didn’t murder Wax Stan…)

The cops and the kids go to Gravity Falls Gossiper’s place…

“You kids better be right about this or you'll never get the end of it.” The sheriff says.

“We are telling the truth!” Marco says.

“The evidence is irrefutable.” Dipper says.

“It's so irrefutable.” Mabel says.

“We are not lying at all!” Star says.

“I gonna get to use my match stick!” Durland says.

Blubs “You ready? You ready little fella?” Blubs says.

“Woo, woo!”

“On 3! 1, 2, ...” Dipper says.

Durland smashes the door open. “Yaaaahhhh!”

(A/n: wait Dipper didn’t even says 3 yet…)

“Nobody move! This is a raid!” Blubs says.

“Aaaahh!” Toby falls down. “What is this? Some kind of raid?”

“He did say that.” Star says.

Durland smashes a lamp. “Derp!”

“Toby Determined, you're under arrest for murder of the wax body of Grunkle Stan.” Dipper says.

“You have the right to remain impressed with our awesome detective work.” Mabel high fives Star.

“Gobbling goose feathers! I don't understand!”

“Then allow me to explain.” Dipper says.

Flashback…

(A/n: Is it just me or almost every chapter will have a flashback…)

You were hoping that Grunkle Stan's new attraction would be the story that saved your failing newspaper. But when the show was a flop, you decided to go out and make your own headline.

-Toby chops Wax Stan's head off…-

Mabel and Star holds newspapers with pictures of Wax Stan's head.

-Flashback shows Toby's shoe with a hole in it and his turkey baster held in his left hand-

But you were sloppy, and all the clues pointed to a shabby shoed reporter who was caught left handed.

The girls crumples up newspapers. “Toby Determined, you're yesterday's news.”

“Boy, you're little knees must be sore... from jumping to conclusions.” Toby dances. “Hachacha! I had nothing to do with that murder.”

“I knew it! Wait, what did you say? Nothing? You say nothing?” Dipper says.

“What?” Marco says.

“Did I just hear that right?” Star says.

“Huh? What? Could you repeat?” Mabel says.

(A/n: yup another person not guilty…)

“Then where were you at the night of the breakin?” Blubs says.

“Ehh...” Toby inserts a tape into a TV. It starts playing, and they see him taking a cardboard cutout of Sandra Jimenez out of his closet. – ‘Finally, we can be alone, cardboard cutout of TV news reporter Sandra Jimenez!’ He kisses it.-

“Eeeewwww! Yuck!” The cops and the kids says.

“Timestamp confirms. Toby, you're off the hook. You freak of nature.” Blubs says.

“Hooray!” Toby says.

“But, but it has to be him! Check the ax for fingerprints!” Dipper says.

“There’s probably some on it!” Marco says.

Blubs checks for finger prints on the ax. “No prints at all.”

“No prints?”

“But… but…” Star says.

“Hey I got a headline for you kids: city kids waste everyone's time.” Durland says.

The adults laughs.

(A/n: Marco is right…adults these days…)

Dipper, Marco, Star, and Mabel look at each other, embarrassed.

As the video of him kissing the cutout of Sandra Jimenez continues to play Toby says. “Boy, I'd be pretty embarrassed if I was you four.”

The next day… Stanford is in the wax figure room. He is standing on a stage with a bunch of chairs set up. Dipper, Marco, Mabel, Star, Soos, and the wax figures are the audience.

“Kids, Soos, lifeless wax figures, thank you all for coming.” Ford says.

Soos blows nose, crying while Star pats him on his back.

“Some people might say it's wrong for a man to love a wax replica of himself.”

“They're wrong!” Soos says as he jumps up and points.

“Easy Soos. Wax Stan, I hope you're picking pockets in wax heaven.” He wipes eye. “I'm sorry, I got glitter in my eye!” He cries and runs away.

(A/n: they are having a funeral for a wax figure -_-)

Soos runs after him, while crying. “Ohhhhh duuuude...”

“Poor Stanford, poor Soos...” Star says.

Dipper sighs. “Those cops are right about me.”

“Guys, we've come so far, we can't give up now.” Mabel says.

“I’m not sure Mabel…” Marco says.

Dipper stands up and walk to the coffin. “But Marco and I considered everything: the weapon, the motive, the clues,” They both look inside coffin and sighs. “Wax Stan shoe has a hole in his shoe...”

“Wait what!?” Star says.

“Yeah Wax Stan does have a hole…” Marco says.

“All the wax guys have that. It's where the pole thingy attaches to their stand daily.” Mabel points out.

“Wait a minute, what has a hole on its shoe and no fingerprints? Guys! The murderers are-” Dipper starts putting together the clues.

“Standing right behind you.”

They all turn around as all of the wax figures come to life.

(A/n: it’s a twist! I bet you guys didn’t see that coming!)

Dipper and Marco gasp. “Wax Sherlock Holmes! Wax Shakespeare! Wax Coolio?”

“Wha s'up Holmes?” Wax Coolio says.

Wax Lizzie Borden takes her axe from Mabel and Star.

“Oh my gosh! Oh my gosh!” Mabel says.

“They are alive!” Star gasps.

“Congratulations, my four amateur sleuths, you have unburied the truth, and now we're going to bury you.” Wax Holmes says.