“Bravo, Dipper Pines. You've discovered our little secret.” He takes wax Stan's head out of his cape. “Applaud, everyone, applaud sarcastically.”

The wax figures applause.

“Uh, no that sounds too sincere. Slow clap.”

The wax figures clap slowly.

“There we go, nice and condescending.”

(A/n: Sarcasm is going to kill me one day…)

“But... how is this possible? You're made of wax!”

“Are you... magic?” Mabel asks.

Star raises her wand in front of her. “Maybe they are made out of magical wax?”

Wax Holmes laughs. “Are we magic? They want to know if we're magic!” He stops laughing. “We're CURSED!”

“Cursed! Cursed!” The wax figures chant.

“Cursed to come to life whenever the moon is waxing. Your uncle bought us many years ago at a garage sale.”

“A haunted garage sale, son!” Wax Coolio says.

Flashback…

Stanford is at the haunted garage sale.

“I must warn you, these statues come at a terrible price.” The seller says.

Ford looks at the price tag. “Twenty dollars?! I'll just take 'em when you're not lookin'.”

“What?”

“I said I was gonna rob you.”

(A/n: uh…that’s not what he meant by a terrible price Stanley…)

-Flashback showing the wax museum during the day.-

‘And so, the Mystery Shack Wax Collection was born. By day, we would be the playthings of man.’

‘But when your uncle went to sleep, we would rule da night.’

-Flashback shows the statues messing around the Mystery Shack at night.-

Wax Larry King flicks Coolio's braids.

“Hey, I told you to stop that.” Wax Coolio says.

“Make me!” Wax Larry King says.

Wax Holmes and Wax Edgar Allen Poe are in Stanford's room while he's sleeping. Laughing, they take a photo.

Ford wakes up. “Huh?”

Wax Holmes and Poe freeze when he wakes up.

“Eh.” He returns to sleep.

‘It was a charmed life for us cursed beings...’

Stanford is now shaking the empty admission box and putting the wax figures in storage.

‘That is, until your uncle closed up the shop.’

The storage room is seen wearing out as time goes by, leaving the door blocked by wallpaper. Soos later comes by sweeping the floor and finds the knob to the storage room. He puts the knob back in its place.

‘We've been waiting ten years to get our revenge on Stan for locking us away...’

-Flashback to Wax Sherlock Holmes swipes Wax Stan's head off with an ax.-

‘But we got the wrong guy.’

-In the flashback, Stan grumbles and spits as he begins to enter and Wax Sherlock Holmes slips out-

(A/n: and now you guys know what really happened!)

The flashback ends

“So, you're trying to murder Grunkle Stanford for real?!” Dipper asks.

“That’s messed up.” Marco says.

“You were right all along, Dipper! Wax people are creepy!” Mabel says.

“I agree Mabel! They are totally creepy.” Star says.

“Enough! Now that you know our secret, you must... die.” Wax Holmes says.

The wax figures growl and their eyes roll back in their heads. The approach the kids.

“What do we do, what do we do?” Mabel says.

“Maybe I can blast them with something?” Star says.

“Yeah but what?” Marco asks.

“I don't know!”

Dipper, Marco and Mabel throw stuff on a table behind them while Star tries to narwhal blast at the wax figures. The narwhal blast has no effect.

Dipper throws a full coffee maker at them.

With coffee all over him, Wax Genghis Khan Starts melting and he screams.

“That's it! We can melt them with hotty melty things!” Mabel says.

They all grab the electric candles behind them and smile.

“Anyone move and we'll melt you into candles!” Dipper says.

“Decorative candles!” Mabel says.

“Yummy scented decorative candles!” Star adds holding up a candle.

“And we’ll melt you every day!” Marco says.

“You really think you can defeat us?” Wax Holmes says.

“I-I don't really know. I'm not - I'm not really sure.” Dipper says.

(A/n: well you should be if you want to live…)

“It's worth a shot, I guess.” Mabel says.

“We’ll melt all of you down to candles!”

“So be it...” Wax Holmes says. Then to wax figures he says. “Attack!”

The figures begin closing in on the Friends. Wax Lizzie Borden swings her ax at Mabel, but accidently decapitates Wax Robin Hood. Star walks around her, but Wax Shakespeare sneaks up behind her. She cuts off his hands with the candles, and he runs away. Wax Shakespeare's hands still move, and begin strangling Mabel. Mabel walks over to a door, and repeatedly smashes it on its fingers. Star then melts down the hand. Marco karate chops Wax Robin Hood’s leg off.

“Interview this, Larry King!” Dipper decapitates Wax Larry King with candle.

“My neck! My beautiful neck!” Wax Larry King says.

Wax Groucho Marx touches candle and his hand begins to melt. “Eh!”

“Jokes on you, Groucho!” Marco cuts Groucho in half using candle.

“I've heard about a cutting remark but this is ridiculous! Hey, why is there nothing in my hand?” Wax Groucho Marx says as the top half of his body slides off of the lower half.

Wax Genghis Khan runs at Dipper, but Dipper dodges and he runs right into the fireplace.

“Ha, Genghis Khan! You fell harder than the... uh... I don't know, uh, Jin Dynasty? Heh. Yeah. Alright.” Dipper says.

“Really Dipper? You could have used a better pun.” Marco says.

(A/n: wow another pun!)

They get up and run back into the fight.

Mabel swings around Wax Coolio's head while getting overwhelmed by wax figures.

“Ow ow ow ow! What's up with that?” Wax Coolio says.

“Dipper! Watch out!” Star shouts out.

Dipper cuts Wax Richard Nixon's leg, and sees Wax Sherlock Holmes approach him.

“Alright. Let's get this taken care of.” Wax Sherlock Holmes puts Wax Stan's head on the horn of a rhino on the wall, and grabs a sword hanging on the wall. He then swings it at Dipper, smacking the candle out of his hand, and breaking it. He swings the sword above his head, and aims it at Dipper.

“Catch!” Marco calls out as Mabel throws a poker to Dipper.

Wax Holmes brings the sword on Dipper, but is blocked with the poker. Wax Sherlock keeps attacking, while Dipper blocks and is pushed back. Dipper is pushed back into the Attic Floor, and is cornered by Wax Holmes against the wall.

“Once your family and friends are out of the way, we'll rule the night once more!”

Dipper looks at the window, and, just when Sherlock brings the sword down, rolls through his legs and out the window. “Don't count on it!”

“Come back here, you brat!”

(A/n: it’s so hard to right action properly so bear with me)

Dipper climbs onto the Mystery Shack sign and Wax Holmes follows him. Dipper slowly walks across it, while Wax Holmes swings the sword at him. They clash between poker and sword while trying to maintain balance. Wax Holmes tries to hit Dipper with his sword, but Dipper jumps back, and the ‘S’ in ‘Shack’ falls off.

“You really think you can outwit me boy? I'm Sherlock bleeding Holmes! Have you seen my magnifying glass?! It's enormous!”

Dipper drops the poker and begins to climbs off the sign, and behind it. He hides behind the chimney and looks out to see is Wax Sherlock is there.

Wax Holmes kicks him down. He raises his sword. “Any last words?”

“Um... you got any sunscreen?” Dipper says.

(A/n: What Dipper that’s a poor choice of last words)

“Got any? What?” Wax Holmes says confused be he turns and sees the sun starting to rise and gasps. “No.” He begins to melt.

“You know, letting me lead you outside? Probably not you sharpest decision.”

Wax Holmes continues to melt. “Outsmarted by a child in short pants! No!” He starts melting faster. “Fiddlesticks! Humbugs! Tiiter, total kerfuffle. Butter hallabaloo.” Everything but his face melts.

“Case closed!” Dipper wipes his hands together; The dust makes him sneeze.

“Ha ha ha! You sneeze like a kitten! Those policemen were right, you're adorable! Adorable!” He falls off the roof and then splashes on the ground.

“Eew.”

In the Shack Mabel, Marco, and Star are throwing the remaining parts of the wax figures into the fireplace. Wax Shakespeare's head is the only noticeable wax figure left.

“Though our group be left in twain, man of wax shall rise again!” Wax Shakespeare says.

“Y'know any limericks?” Mabel asks.

“We kinda need some for home work.” Star says.

“Uh... there once was a dude from Kentucky...” He starts.

“Nope!” Mabel throws his head into the fire.

“Well that was that…” Marco says.

(A/n: lol. Recently I read ‘Romeo and Juliet’ for school so I decided to put Shakespeare in this chapter.)

Dipper enters.

“Dipper! You're okay! You solved the mystery after all.” Mabel says.

Dipper pulls up a chair and takes Wax Stan's head off the wall. “I couldn't have done it without my sidekicks.”

“We’re sidekicks?” Marco says.

“No offense Dipper, but you're the sidekick.” Mabel says.

“What? Says who? Have people been saying that? Have you heard that?” Dipper says.

“Uh one question at a time.” Star says.

Stanford walks in. “Hot Belgian waffles!! What happened to my parlor!?”

Star and Marco looked at the mess they all had made.

“UHHH….” Marco says.

“Your wax figures turned out to be evil, so we fought them to the death!” Mabel says.

“I decapitated Larry King.” Dipper says.

“We used them to fuel the fireplace!” Star says.

“Ha ha! You kids and your imaginations!” Ford says.

(A/n: in reality he secretly believes them…)

“On the bright side, though, look what we found.” Dipper hands his Grunkle Wax Stan's head.

“My head! Ha ha! I missed this guy! You done good kids! Alright, line up for some affectionate noogieing.”

“Uh...no thanks.” Marco says.

“Oh I'm not so sure about that. Is there any other alternative...?” Dipper asks.

“Oh uh... I'm not so sure...” Mabel says.

“Ha ha!” He noogies the friends.

They all laugh.

Blubs and Durland drives up to the window.

“Solved the case yet, boy? I'm so confident you're gonna say no, that I'm gonna take a long, slow sip from my cup of coffee.” Blubs says taking a long, slow sip.

“It’s what they think.” Star says smiling.

“Actually, the answer is yes.” Dipper says.

“Blu-blu-blu” Blubs spits coffee in Durland's face.

Durland screams and spits coffee in Blubs' face.

Blubs screams and spits coffee in Durland's face.

Durland screams and spits coffee in Blubs' face.

(A/n: In your face! Literally! XD)

“It burns! It burns!”

Durland overlaps saying “My eyes!”

They drive away, screaming.

Stanford and co. all laugh their heads off.

“They got scalded!” Ford says.

A crash is heard.

“I hope they are okay…” Star says.

“So, did you guys get rid of all the wax figures?” Dipper asks.

“I don’t know if we did.” Marco says.

“I am ninety-nine percent sure that we did!” Mabel says.

“Same here!”

“Good enough for me!” Dipper says.

Meanwhile in a vent, Wax Larry King's head hops around a little. Wax Larry laughs. “Huh?”

A rat walks up to him.

“So you're a rat. Tell me about that.” It rips off his ear and runs off.

“Hey, get back here!” He hops after it. “I’m hopping! I’m hopping after a rat that stole my ear!”

(A/n: Wax Larry King will return for revenge! Dun, dun, dun!)