Cut to Gideon's bedroom later on.

“Idiots, you don't know what you've done!” He grabs his amulet and a candle starts to levitate and the light bulbs on his boudoir explode. Other things in the room begin to levitate. “You’ve both just made the biggest mistake of your lives!” Gideon throws the levitated objects on the ground.

Bud opening the door says. “Gideon Charles Gleeful, clean up your room this instant!”

“I CAN BUY AND SELL YOU, OLD MAN!”

“...Fair enough.” He closes door.

(A/n: man how many times do I have to tell these characters to stop calling people old?)

Gideon looks at a picture of Dipper and his friends and burns away Dipper's and Marco’s side of the picture.

Sometime later, they are all outside. Soos tucks a pillow under his shirt.

“Hit me, dudes!” Soos says.

The twins charge at Soos' stomach and bounce off, laughing.

“Feels good.”

“I'm so glad everything's back to normal!” Mabel says.

“So am i!” Star says. “Who wants to watch some Ducktective?”

“Me-” Marco says.

Telephone rings.

“Your turn.”

“Your turn. Aw, man...” Dipper says finishing the sentence about a second after Mabel. He answers the phone. “Hello?”

‘Toby Determined, Gravity Falls Gossiper.’

“Oh hey man. Sorry for accusing you of murder last week.”

(A/n: lol I nearly forgot about that XD)

‘Water under the bridge! Say, we want to interview you and Marco about whether you've seen anything UNUSUAL about this here TOWN since you've arrived.’

“Oh, finally! I thought nobody would ever ask!” Marco says.

“Me neither! We have notes and theories!” He listens. “Uh huh, uh huh.”

Marco writes as Toby tells them the address. “412 Gopher Road. Tonight? Got it.”

Toby hangs up the phone.

“There. I did your dirty work. Now it's time you pay YOUR end of the bargain!”

Gideon throws Toby a slip of paper.

“Ha! Shandra Jimenez's phone number! Bless you, Li'l Gideon!”

(A/n: this probably won’t end so well…)

That night at 412 Gopher Road. Dipper and Marco opens the warehouse door.

“Hello? Hola?” Their voices echoes.

They turn to leave, only for the door to slam shut. They bang on the door and turn around when lights start turning on. Gideon swerves around in a swivel chair, petting a doll of himself.

“Hello friends.” He says.

“Ughh, Gideon.” Dipper says.

“Where is Toby?” Marco asks.

“How long have been stayin' in this town? A week, two? You guys like it here? Enjoy the scenery?” Gideon asks ignoring them.

“What do you want from us, man?” Marco says.

“Listen carefully. This town has secrets you couldn't begin to comprehend!”

“Is this about Mabel? We told you, she's not into you!” Dipper says.

“LIARS! YOU GUYS turned her against me!” He grabs his amulet and walks towards Dipper and Marco. She was my peach dumplin'!”

“Uh, you okay, man?” Marco asks.

(A/n: nope he is totally not okay. He and Tom are like yanderes or something)

Gideon levitates Dipper and throws him into a pile of merchandise.

“Dipper!”

“Howdy!” The Toy Gideon says.

“Readin' minds isn't all I can do.”

“But-but-”

“You're a fake.”

“Oh tell me, guys: is this fake?” He levitates all the merchandise.

(A/n: nope not fake definitely not fake!)

Mabel and Star are outside of the Mystery Shack, thinking and Mabel is chewing on her hair.

Wendy walks outside and sits next to them. “How's that hair tastin', buddy?”

“Oh hey Wendy.” Star says.

“Wendy, I need some advice. You've broken up with guys, right?” Mabel says.

“Oh yeah: Russ Durham, Eli Hall, Stoney Davidson...” Wendy starts naming boys names.

“Whoa…That’s a lot.” Star says.

“I don't know what's wrong with me. I thought everything was back to normal, but I still feel all gross.” Mabel says.

“...Pysche Wirley, Nate Holt, oh, that guy with the tattoos...”

“Wasn’t his name Dave?”

“Maybe letting Dipper and Marco do it for me was a mistake. Gideon deserves an honest break up.”

“...Danny Feldman, Mark Epston... Oh man, I'm not sure I ever actually broke up with him. No wonder he keeps calling me.”

“oh…”

“I know what I've gotta do. Thanks for talking to me, Wendy.” Mabel says. “Come on Star!” She runs to get a bike and she and Star rides off on it.

Wendy’s phone rings.

She takes out her ringing cell phone. “Ignore.”

(A/n: In some ways Wendy reminds me of Jackie)

Dipper and Marco are running away from the merchandise being thrown at him. Gideon laughs evilly and moves a cabinet to smash Marco. Marco jumps out of the way and hits his head on the wall.

“Grunkle Stanford was right about you, you ARE a monster!” Dipper says

“Your sister will be mine!” He laughs evilly and pulls the sting of one of his dolls, making it laugh evilly.

Dipper grabs a baseball bat and gets up.

“Who's a cute little guy? You are!”

“No you are!” The Toy replies.

Dipper shouts and he and Marco charges at Gideon with the bat. Gideon levitates Dipper and Marco and Dipper drops the bat.

“She's never gonna date you, man!” Dipper says.

“You’re too freaky.” Marco says.

“That's a lie.” Gideon looks at a box of lamb shears. “And I'm gonna make sure you never lie to me again, friends.” He levitates the lamb shears.

(A/n: I can’t bear to watch *closes my eyes*)

Mabel and Star run to the window from outside and sees Dipper, Marco, and Gideon.

“Magical rainboom!”

Star uses her wand to blast open the door.

“Uh…what’s going on in here?” Star asks confused.

“Gideon! We have to talk!” Mabel says.

(A/n: yay! The girls came just in the Knick of time…)

“M-Mabel. My marshmallow.” He drops the shears. “What are you doin' here?”

“I'm sorry Gideon, but I can't be your marshmallow. I needed to be honest and tell you that myself.”

“I-I don't understand.”

“Uh, Mabel!? This probably isn't the best time to be brutally honest with him!” Marco says.

“Hey, but we can still be makeover buddies, right? Wouldn't you like that?” Mabel says.

“Really?”

“No, not really!” She pulls off Gideon's amulet and Dipper and Marco falls. “You were like, attacking my friends, what the heck?!”

“My tie! Give it back!”

Mabel throws the amulet to Star who tosses it to Dipper.

“Ha!” He catches it. “Not so powerful without this, are you?”

Gideon screams and charges at Dipper and Marco, making him drop the amulet and breaking through the window.

“Dipper! Marco!” Star says.

They all scream. Gideon slaps Dipper then Marco and the three start slapping each other and then start screaming again. Mabel, who is holding the mystic amulet, levitates the three of them and then she and Star floats down.

“Listen Gideon, it's over. I will never, ever, date you.”

“Yeah!”

Mabel drops them and throws the amulet to the ground, and Star narwhal blasts it, breaking it.

“MY POWERS! Oh this isn't over.” Gideon says. “This isn't the last you'll see of w’ittle... ol' me!” He walks into the dark forest.

“Now can someone just tell me what happened?” Star says.

(A/n: it’s a long story Star.)

At the Gleeful residence.

Stanford finishes signing papers. “Ah, this is livin', brother.” He knocks on the clown painting.

“From now on it's all name brand foods and clown paintings.” Bud says. Gideon storms in. “Well, hey, Gideon! Why, look who I-”

Gideon stands on the coffee table. “Stanford Pines, I rebuke thee! I rebuke thee!”

“Rebuke? Is that a word?” Ford asks.

(A/n: Yes Stanley it is a real word. Look it up.)

“The entire Pines' family have invoked my fury! You will all pay recompense for your transgressions!”

“What, you got like a word-a-day calendar or something?”

Bud laughs nervously. “What about our arrangement with Mabel and-”

“SILENCE!” Gideon yells.

“Well, uh, I see that he's takin' to one of his rages again. Eh, sorry Stan, I have to side with Gideon on this one.” He rips up the contract.

“Okay, okay. I can see when I'm not wanted.” He grabs the clown painting and starts to leave.

“Stan, I'm-I'm sorry but I'm gonna need that painting back! Stan? STAN!”

Stanford running away says. “TRY AND CATCH ME, SUCKERS!”

Cut back to the Mystery Shack, where Stanford is hanging up the clown painting and the Firends are a mess.

“I coulda had it all.” He looks at them. “What the heck happened to you four?”

“Gideon.”

“Gideon.”

“Gideon.”

“Gideon.”

“Gideon. Yeah, the little mutant ‘swore vengeance’ on the whole family. Ha, I guess he's gonna try to nibble my ankles or somethin'.” Ford says.

“Oh, yeah. Yeah, how's he gonna destroy us now, huh?” Dipper says.

“Try to guess what number we're thinking of?” Marco says.

“He'll never guess what number I'm thinking of.” Mabel says.

“NEGATIVE EIGHT!” Star shouts.

“No one would guess a negative number except for you Star.”

They all laugh.

“Uh oh. He's plannin' on destruction right now!” Stanford laughs.

(A/n: if only they knew…)

In Gideon's room.

He's making dolls of the Pines family and co.

He plays with the Mabel doll. “Gideon, I still love you. If only my family weren't in the way.” He then picks up the Stanford doll and imitates him. “Look at me. I'm old, and I'm smelly.” He finishes the Dipper and Marco dolls. “Hey, what are you gonna do without your precious amulet?”

“Oh you'll see boy...”

He closes Journal 2. “You'll both see...”