A few moments later….
“Wendy!”
“Hey guys! These are my pals from work, Mabel, Star, Marco and Dipper.” Wendy tells her friends.
“Star and I chewed our gum so it looks like a brain!” Mabel says.
“BLAH!” Star sticks out her tongue, which has a wad of gum on it.
“They’re not much for first impressions.” Marco says.
(A/n: yeah Marco would know. Remember episode 1b of starvsfoe?)
Dipper points at himself. “Unlike this guy! ...this guy...”
“So are you, like, babysitting, or-” One of Wendy’s friends begins.
“Come on, Robbie! Guys, this is Lee and Nate.” Wendy says.
Lee and Nate punch each other and laugh.
“They remind me of Alfonzo and Ferguson.”
“Tambry.”
“Hey...” She says while texting.
“Thompson, who once ate a run over waffle for 50 cents.”
“Don't tell them that!” Thompson says.
(A/n: even if I had no money I would not do that.)
“And Robbie. You can probably figure him out.”
“Yeah, I'm the guy who spray-painted the water tower.” Robbie says.
“Oh, you mean the big muffin!”
“Whoa!” Star says.
“Um, it's a giant explosion.”
Everyone looks at the water tower.
“Hehe! Kinda does look like a muffin!” Lee says.
Him and Nate laughs.
Robbie glares at Dipper.
“Let's hurry it up, guys. I got big plans for tonight!” Wendy says.
Everyone gets into the car.
Dipper goes over to the passenger seat and sees Robbie there.
“Sorry kid, I'll ride shotgun alright?” Robbie says.
Dipper gets into the back with Mabel, Marco, and Star.
“Okay just, before we go, my mom said you guys aren't allowed to punch the roof anymore, so...” Thompson says.
All the teens except Thompson, punches the roof.
Thompson drives the car…
Mabel takes pens from Dipper and Marco, crosses out, ‘You stink!’ on her door, and Star writes ‘You look nice today!’
(A/n: Star and Mabel are the most creative out of the main characters…)
“Ha! This is gonna blow someone's mind!” Mabel says.
“I agree! Like KA-boom!” Star says.
“Am not so sure of that.” Marco says.
“Mabel, Star, please!” Dipper says.
“What, are we embarrassing you in front of your new GIRLFRI-”
Dipper slaps his hand over Mabel's mouth and pulls it away. “Ugh! Did you just lick my hand?”
Meanwhile….
--‘You're watching the black and white period piece old lady boring movie channel!’- The TV announcer says.-
“Kids! I can't find the remote and I refuse to stand up!” Stanford says.
(A/n: wow! You’re lazy just like sans….)
--‘Stay tuned for the Friday night movie, The Duchess Approves, starring Sturly Stembleburgiss as "The Duchess" and Grampton St. Rumpterfrabble as irascible coxswain "Saunterblugget Hampterfuppinshire!"’--
“KIDS!”
The Duchess Approves begins.
“NO! NOOOO!”
Back to the teens and the main characters standing in front of the Dawn 2 Dusk fence.
“There it is, fellas! The condemned Dawn 2 Dusk!” Wendy says.
“Ha! Cool!” Lee and Nate says.
“Neato!” Mabel says.
“Whoa!” Star says.
“Why'd they shut it down,” Dipper says.
“Was it like a health code violation, or” Marco says.
“TRY MURDER!” Nate says.
“Some folks died in there, the place has been haunted ever since!” Lee states.
(A/n: true story! XD)
“oh okay. This town has such a colorful history!” Star says.
“Yup it sure does!” Mabel says.
“Wha... Are you guys serious?” Marco and Dipper says
“Yeah! We're all gonna die! Chill out guys!” Wendy play punches Dipper and Marco. “It's not as bad as it looks!”
Time skip brought to you by MURDER!...
Everyone is over the fence but Dipper, Marco and Lee. Dipper is straddling the fence.
“Come on, Dipper!” Wendy says.
“Look out!” Marco shouts before hopping off.
“Okay Okay! Just gotta get a foothold...” Dipper says.
“Dude, your sister and friends did it!” Robbie says.
Mabel and Star runs on the ground sideways in a circle. “WOOP WOOP WOOP WOOP WOOP!”
Lee climbs up behind Dipper. “Hey, you know what. Just... There you go.” He throws Dipper off the fence. “Ha! S-sorry dude!”
“Good job throwing the kid off the fence, genius!” Nate says.
“The author's a genius...” Lee says.
(A/n: aww! Thanks Lee! Not too many people says that. –Glares at Monster Arm-
Monster arm: whatever)
“No problem!”
“Who are you talking to?” Marco asks Lee.
Wendy looks in the window of the store. “Wow! This place is amazing!”
Robbie tries to open door. “I think it's, it's stuck!”
“Marco would probably karate chop it but he broke his hand the last time.” Star says.
“Let me take a crack at it!” Dipper says.
“Oh yeah. I can't get in, but I'm sure Junior here is gonna break it down like Hercules!” Robbie says.
“Come on, leave him alone. He's just a little kid.”
“Yeah.” Marco says.
Dipper walks around to the dumpster and jumps up on it.
“Kid, what are you doing?”
“I think he is dumpster diving.” Star says.
(A/n: nope! You guys will find out soon!)
Dipper walks up the roof to the vents and punches it.
“Go Dipper! Punch that metal thing!” Mabel says.
Dipper punches the vent cover into the vents and walks inside.
“Hey Dipper, take it easy!” Wendy says.
“Who wants to bet he doesn't make it?” Robbie says. Marco glares at him.
Dipper walks out door and then gestures for everyone to go inside.
(A/n: ha! In your face Robbie! –high fives self-)
“Good call inviting this little maniac!” Lee says.
“Your new name is Dr. Funtimes!” Nate says.
Mabel, Star, and Marco all high fives Dipper.
Wendy play punches Dipper. “Nice work!”
Dipper skips inside after everyone else.
“Do you guys really think it's haunted?” Thompson asks.
“It would be cool if it was!” Star says.
“Na! Thompson are you kidding me?” Nate says.
The sign mysteriously turns from ‘Yes, we're open’ to ‘Get lost! We're closed.’
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