Salespitch: "Walking away is usually enough, unless you see them waving pamphlets. Then you should run. Some of them are VERY DEDICATED. And yes, I’ve tried switching work ties, but they always find out and adjust accordingly. I have no idea why they wear those hats, I’ve never worn a hat to work in my life."
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And so comes the first glimpse of the cult. Honestly I'm no longer sure why I gave them those hats. XD
(Fun Fact: I wrote the dialogue for this before I reread the Ask, which is why he says "interesting" instead of "rich". Fortunately it's subtle enough that I don't think anyone noticed. XD)
Just a normal salespony with an abnormal birth defect who only wants to live a normal life and not be accused of impersonating royalty or worshiped by weirdo cultists. Ask him and his family questions!
This comic is primarily reposts of my Tumblr pony ask blog (see above link). Please enjoy my pony OC dork and his family. :D
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