Salespitch: "Now, obviously not all of the Princesses have all of these features RIGHT NOW; Princess Twilight Sparkle is still a pretty standard size and has normal hair. But Princess Cadence was about that size at her age, and now she is quite tall and even more beautiful. Not to mention the new baby Princess, who proportionally looks like she will someday be more majestic than Princess Celestia herself. I think it’s safe to say that they’ll grow into these standards eventually.
…Look, I just made the list, the sea of sparkles is NOT my fault."
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Sales has such a giraffe neck in this one. But other than that, BEHOLD my sparkly abomination of a visual aid poster! :Dd
Just a normal salespony with an abnormal birth defect who only wants to live a normal life and not be accused of impersonating royalty or worshiped by weirdo cultists. Ask him and his family questions!
This comic is primarily reposts of my Tumblr pony ask blog (see above link). Please enjoy my pony OC dork and his family. :D
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