Listen little lady, when I was a young thylacine your age we had to walk ten miles to the billabong and spend hours under the coolibah tree washing whatever we could carry in our matildas, fending off savage jumbucks who tried to eat our panties right out of our hands. That you should be so lucky to have a washing machine and leave this mess lying around just swirls my stripes!
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