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O3: Omegapedia of Oneshots

Greatest God of All

Greatest God of All

Jul 09, 2018

"Dionysus, fetch me some more lightning bolts. You're top God needs them again. Some mortal has been screwing around with his statues instead of yours," Hermes said in a very speedy manner.

He fluttered around the room looking for the god mentioned, though he was nowhere to be seen. The only things in the room were some empty flasks that littered the floor and dozens of godly weapons. Instead of continuing his search for the usually wasted god, he found the weapons he was asking for instead with a grunt.

"That good for nothing drunkard, always leaving the post he's needed in." Hermes grumbles as he speeds over to where he came from.

"YOU WILL PAY FOR THIS BASTARD!!!" the angry shout shook the entire mountain.

"Oh dear," Hermes backtracked a bit as he saw the wine god pummeling his brethren.

Athena had used a rope to tie down the volatile god but he kept ripping out of any restraint they could think of. Zeus, the all father himself, was in the fray trying his best to pin Dionysus down.

"You poisoned that first cup of wine I had. YOU MADE ME BELIEVE I WAS THE GOD OF WINE." Dionysus threw Zeus off him and tossed Athena into the other gods.

"Oh, dear," Hermes knew what had happened.

The God of wine had finally run out of wine.

From out of the shadows, Ares, God of War, jumped onto Dionysus and slammed an axe into his head. The weapon just shattered on his noggin. All it accomplished was getting him mad.

With just a flex, he was able to throw him off and out of Olympus. Now facing the other gods, he glared at little Hermes who had in his arms the lightning bolts of Zeus.

"DON'T YOU DARE GIVE HIM THOSE THINGS YOU TWERP."

"I uh...I think I hear a soul wandering around for the afterlife. I gotta go, sorry bye." Without any other incident, the speedy god vanished leaving behind the All father's weapons on the floor.

Zeus dove for his battle items, hoping it would give him an edge in the fight. But before he could throw his first bolt of lightning, Dionysus snapped his fingers.

"NOOooOo!" Zeus cried out as he watched himself slowly turning into dust.

The other god's watched in horror.

"You will face judgement for your actions Dionysus," Hera glared at the young God.

"OH DEAR STEP MOTHER, YOU REALLY BELIEVE SO? I AM MORE POWERFUL THAN ALL YOU FOOLS COMBINED. JUST ONE SNAP OF MY FINGERS WILL BALANCE THINGS OUT."

Without another word, he snapped his fingers once more.

Hera threw herself towards him followed by many other gods and demigods there to bring Dionysus down once more.

However, Hera turned to stone and fell like dead weight shattering on the floor. Athena, who was sneaking up on him suffered the same fate as the former queen of gods succumbing to the terrible punishment that she too bestowed upon Medusa.

Ares, who was making his way up Olympus, suddenly dissipated it thousands of butterflies which scattered into the skies.

Poseidon and Hades, the two brothers of the former All Father, melted into gold before reaching Dionysus.

Hercules, the strong, had his bones turn into jello rendering his body useless in the fight against the Mad God.

Poor Aphrodite, who did nothing but watch in horror as her comrades fell around her also received a punishment, the worst one of all. Her flesh rotted and became a greenish grey as they emanated a putrid odor. Her shriveled up scalp was only able to manage to hold on to a few strands of hair that appeared to be rope. Her eyes watched what her body became. Before popping out with a sickening sound. She would forever be trapped in eternal pain and anguish. In the state of a living death.

Elsewhere, Hermes ran himself to death. Turning into pure energy as a result of Dionysus's actions.

The rest of the gods watched as others randomly disintegrated to ash. Dionysus was left victorious in the middle of Olympus with a grin.

"This was fun. The most fun I've had in eons. Enough to bring a smile to my face."

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