Every 15 inch of the place and you've got another dog. 

The problem is, the dogs there are very, very mean. 

They loathe humanity, and they bite, and they park. 

I mean bark. 

And nobody likes to go there on foot, 

or feet, 

or with shoes or slippers on. 

And we've to go there on foot.(we're wearing shoes actually.)

We're standing before the Larkin's Street. A million of dogs in front of us. All barkin'. (is it only me or everybody has noticed that Larkin's rhymes with Barkin's?)

Milly looks sick. 

"Ready?" I questioned her. 

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PLEASE READ THE FOLLOWING STORY AT THE RATE OF AT LEAST 15 WORDS PER SEC TO COMPLETELY ENJOY THE STORY. 

AND PLEASE ADD SOUND EFFECTS YOURSELVES. WE DON'T HAVE MUCH MONEY (OR MIND) FOR THAT STUFF. 

*BARKING VOICES IN THE BACKGROUND* 

"RUN!!!!!" 

"MILLY! PASS THAT BAT TO ME." 

*DUMP* MILLY PASSES THE BAT. 

*HEROIC SOUND EFFECTS* 

"LET'S BEAT 'EM UP."

"YEAH YOUR RIGHT MIIIILLLLYYYY!!!!" 

"AAAAAAAAAAAAA"

*SCREECHING VOICES OF THE TWO KIDS* 

ZARK IS WAVING THE BAT AROUND LIKE A LUNATIC. 

MILLY IS RUNNING ALL WAVEY. BOTH CHILDREN HAVE THERE EYES CLOSED. 

A DOG IS HIT. 

*HIT DOG'S WIMPY SOUND EFFECT* 

ANOTHER IS HIT. 

*WIMPY DOG GROWLS* 

"BHEHAHTHEMUP"

*VILLAINOUS SOUNDTRACK* 

A DOG OWNER APPEARS. 

HE SEEMS ANGRY. 

"WHAT THE DOG IS THAT DOGGY DOG DOING WITH MY DOG!!!" 

DOG OWNER USES SUPER ULTIMATE OFFENSIVE WORD. 

"YOU *CENSORING BEEP SOUNDTRACK* IDIOTS." 

.......BOSS LEVEL....... 

DOG OWNER CHASES THE KIDS. 

*MOST VILLAINOUS SOUNDTRACK* 

"I'LL SHOW YOU GUYS... STOP THERE." 

DOG OWNER GRABS MILLY BY ARM. MILLY STRUGGLES TO FREEDOM. FAILS. 

*DOOMED SOUNDTRACK* 

"ZARK MUCKERBURG! RUN FOR YOUR LIFE!" 

"MILLY!!! NOOOOO!!!!" 

*MJ's DANGEROUS SOUNDTRACK* 

"THAT MAN IS ZOO DANGEROUS"

(I MEAN SOO DANGEROUS.)

ZARK TAKES OUT A SUGARY SUBSTANCE. AND THROWS IT TO MILLY. 

THE SUBSTANCES REACHES TO MILLY'S MOUTH IN SLOW MOTION. 

"EAT IT, MILLY." 

"EW... WHAT'S IT?" 

"IT'S WHAT GRANDMA EATS."

*SUPER DUPER ULTIMATE ULTRA MEGA PERFECT DOOM SOUNDTRACK* 

"NOOOOO, WHY ZARK?" 

MILLY STRUGGLES. MILLY GETS HORRENDOUS, 

BASICALLY, SHE BITES DOG OWNER. 

I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO SAY ANYMORE. 

"OWWWWW.... DONT BIEEEETTT!!!" 

SUPER DUPER ULTIMATE ULTRA MEGA ANGRY MILLY GRABS DOG OWNER'S HAND, TWISTS IT AND THEN KNOCKS HIM DOWN.... 

*HORROR* 

*SPATTING VOICES* 

*UNIMAGINABLE CRIES OF THE DOG OWNER* 

*UPTRA VIOLENT PUNCH* 

THE SURROUNDING GETS FILLED WITH BLOOD! DOGS SCARED, RUN AWAY. 

ZARK SEEMS PROUD. 

MILLY IS COVERED IN BLOOD. 

ZARK IS SCARED. 

MILLY LOOKS AT ZARK. 

ZARK RUNSSSSS. 

MILLY RUNNNSSSSSS. 

*ESCAPE SOUNDTRACK* 

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Me and Milly are laughing. Laughing loud. 

We're finally at PARKINSON STREET. 

HURRAY! 

Milly says,"Ha, that was fun. How we *censored* beat that bastards to their *censored* death! That was *censored* awesome. Wasn't it? Zark?." 

"Yes it was true ******* awesome!" said I. 

"Huh? Where did you learn that?"