So I was saying that we finally reached our destiny,
I mean destination.
Now all we need to do is find a comfortable bench, that we can sit on and live our lives (which by my definition, means, "to shit"...
Man...
I mean shit...
Shit....
Sit...
Finally.. Huh.
Damn autocorrect.)
And the bench we wanted was just aside of us. Fine steel cum wooden work, that one. Perfectly glorified itself from other worldly benches. Wish we had one like that in our home. Complete king.
The only problem was that it was already taken by a lady.......
A gigantic, enormous, lady, I should say. She was like she ate me thrice and my sister twice, and still there was enough left of her for a Norman and half of my mom and a quarter of Larry and my father and one sixth of my aunt.
Lan!
I mean, Man!
So we wanted that seat.
And we wanted it bad. And we're gonna get it by hook or by crook.
But who's gonna speak to her, not me of course! I don't know how much storage she has left. You know, she could devour me whole.
I asked milly, "*throat cleansing voice* mhhmhm, Milly?"
Milly looked at me, from the look in her face I know I had expected to much out of my gutter.
I mean sister.
"What'chu gapin' at? I'm not gonna talk'a her!" said she. Over contraction in a single sentence feels awkward. Do'sn't?
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Look, I don't want to disrupt the story or anything, but...
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That means I would have to go by myself, to ask that lady what her problem is.
So here it goes...
"Excuse me, could you...."
And I didn't even start yet, she started yellin' at me.
"What's that, you wanna throwdown? Yeah... Yeah??? Imma give it to you then."
And then ripped her clothes of. Which kinda sounds explicit.
My mistake, I accidently mistook a sumo as a gigantic lady.
He was even more enormous than he looked.
He slapped his legs, like, you know, how sumos do. He banged his legs on earth. The earth shook. This was the exact definition of a 10.0 Richter scale earthquake.
And we know that before the trip has even started, we're in our SECOND DEADLY ADVENTURE.
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Milly looks sick.
"Ready?" I questioned her.
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PLEASE READ THE FOLLOWING STORY AT THE RATE OF AT LEAST 15 WORDS PER SEC TO COMPLETELY ENJOY THE STORY.
AND PLEASE ADD SOUND EFFECTS YOURSELVES. WE DON'T HAVE MUCH MONEY (OR MIND) FOR THAT STUFF.
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*Hahahaha^100*
*Deadly soundtrack*
THE EARTH STARTS SHAKING AS THE SUMO RUNS TOWARDS THEM.
THE PEOPLE ARE AFRAID.
"FEAR NOT PEOPLE." SAYS A WISE GENTLEMAN, "THESE KIDS WILL SAVE US."
"I'LL DEVOUR YOU"
*BANG*
ZARK IS HIT. DEAD.
Just kidding!
*BANG*
Milly hits Sumo in the head with a pan.
Wait where did she get that?
"Imagination"
Ooooooo......
"Ow! Who art thou?"
"GAME CHANGER!" MILLY SAYS.
SUMO JUMPS. EARTHQUAKE.
MILLY IS FLYING IN THE AIR.
*SLOW MOTION* sumo is hitting Milly.
*Dup*
Milly goes flying in the air towards the wall. Eventually, cracking it.
"Not so soon." Zark runs towards sumo with a bat.
*Hit*
"You're not gonna get Away this time."
Sumo is going to kill Zark...
"Not so soon." Milly runs towards sumo with a bat.
*Hit*
"You're not gonna get Away this time."
Sumo is going to kill Milly...
"Not so soon." Zark runs towards sumo with a bat.
*Hit*
"You're not gonna get Away this time."
Sumo is going to kill Zark...
"Not so soon." Milly runs towards sumo with a bat.
*Hit*
"You're not gonna get Away this time."
Sumo is going to kill Milly...
"Not so soon." Milly runs towards sumo with a bat.
*Hit*
Repeat = infinity.
The sumo is finally lying on the earth. Zark's left leg on his belly.
"Yes we did it!"
"Yeah"
*Deadly Soundtrack*
"Not so soon..... Hahahaha..." sumo is not dead yet.
Sumo grows bigger and bigger in size until he is as long as Eiffel tower.
"Hahahaha... Now you're gonna die...."
People are afraid again. Cop car arrives.
Cop-"stop, stop in the name of low, I say... Oh man he's gonna kill us.
*Hero soundtrack*
"Not so soon" says Milly.
"Yup" says Zark.
THE KIDS HOLD THEIR HANDS. THEY CRY...
"POWER STRANGERS CRAPPY PANTS... GO"
THE KIDS START GROWING IN SIZE.
PEOPLE ARE CLAPPING.
"DON'T YOU SEE IT'S DANGEROUS (*DANGEROUS SOUNDTRACK*) JUST *CENSORED* GO HOME ALREADY" MILLY IS TRYING TO CLEAR UP THE CROWD.
People are running.
"You're not gonna get Away this time."
Sumo is going to kill Milly...
"Not so soon." Zark runs towards sumo with a bat.
*Hit*
"You're not gonna get Away this time."
Sumo is going to kill Zark...
"Not so soon." Milly runs towards sumo with a bat.
*Hit*
"You're not gonna get Away this time."
Sumo is going to kill Milly...
"Not so soon." Zark runs towards sumo with a bat.
*Hit*
"You're not gonna get Away this time."
Sumo is going to kill Zark...
"Not so soon." Milly runs towards sumo with a bat.
*Hit*
"You're not gonna get Away this time."
Sumo is going to kill Milly...
"Not so soon." Milly runs towards sumo with a bat.
*Hit*
Repeat = infinity.
The sumo is finally lying on the earth. Zark's left leg on his belly.
"Yes we did it!"
"Yeah"
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Finally he's dead.
And no people are around.
And we're back to our normal sizes.
And our favorite bench is empty,
And we can sit on it.
And as we shit on it. I mean sit on it.
A sound comes from our mouths. "aaaaaahhhhhhh! " (in a 'relieved' kinda way).
"please wait for the next chapters" Milly says.
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hint: you're gonna be surprised by the next chapter.
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