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SPRINGTIME WARFARE

THE CAR ARRIVES

THE CAR ARRIVES

Jul 17, 2018

While we're sitting on the bench, I am thinking how do astronauts poop? 
Do they have something like an ejection system? All rubbish is ejected into space. Then what if it falls of someone's head? 
Like if it falls on a bald person's head. He would try to touch what's it. And then he'd say something lie this... 

"Now, what bird does that?" 

And what if it falls on an airplane window? The co-pilot would be like. 

"Woohoo! Cap'n, that was so cool." 

—|—|—|—|—|—|—|—|—|—|—|— 

I wonder what Milly is thinking, whatever she's thinking, she's laughing hard. 

Yohohoo! Cap'n, yer ship be seen! 

Afar, we can see our trip coming, Larry's car. The Longman blah blah. She (the car) looks worse than ever. What's happened? 
And as it reached us. Larry opened his window, "Come aside, sorry, autocorrect, I mean inside guys, we don't have much time." 

"Yee, but wha' happn'd t' yer ship?" 

"Stupid gigantic sumo," he said, "didn't knew where he was falling, apparently there was some fight between a sumo and two kids. Do you know them?" 

"Don't know what'chu talkin'." 

"Yeah, I don't know either." 

"Yeah yeah, get inside..."

"Ahoy!". I screamed. 

"O, shut up Zark, that do stupid Zark, man you suck, you jerk..." everybody said. 

"Wait, yer'll mean me can't talk like pirate?" I asked. 

"Nope." They screamed again. 

"...."

"Arr!" 

"O, c'mon, shut up man, That really sucked man. You're bad in English man..." 


So we got inside. And we're on for our trip now...... 

Tadadaddaaadadadadad.....! 
Sorry, that autocorrect again. 
I mean, "See you again, later." 


secretteddy123
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I think this was my funniest 'til now.
Next episode on Friday. Don't forget to read my other novels!

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