Ingredients
• Rainbow Flowers (x6)
• Wood Sprite Droppings (1/3 cup)
• Mage's Apples (x2)
• Wildberries (witch variety, 3 cups)
• 'shrooms (variable)
• Tears (your bodyweight)
• The Blood of your Enemies (all of them)
• The Promise of Your First-Born
• Your Hopes and Dreams
• Six Pomegranate Seeds
1) In a large cauldron, boil wet ingredients using dragon fire.
2) Crush, sift, pulverise, petrify, and annihilate dry ingredients into a fine paste, then add to the the cauldron.
3) Let it boil for three days, stirring clockwise every third hour and anti-clockwise every seventh.
4) Let it sit and cool under the beams of the ninth full moon of the year. Garnish with six pomegranate seeds (any other quantity displeases the Goddess of Spring).
A young mage wreaking havoc upon a small town and a travelling hero crosses paths. Shenanigans ensues, sparks fly (literally), and someone's gonna get hurt.
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