"Shiiitttt!!!!" 

"Why him of all people?!?"  I thought to myself.

"He obviously hates me! He's going to spread it around school, next of course it will reach my mom!.... and then...as if that wasn't bad enough....my dad..." 

"My dad..."

"dad..."

I sat there momentarily in a daze.

"The same father who is basically this towns' spiritual leader..."

*Silent sudden scream - "Fuck, fuck, fuck! anything but that! I can picture it now:  Rodger Evans resigns as pastor for having homosexual son."

"No that's not quite right...It would be more like this: Rodger Evans, Incarcerated for murdering only son...his homosexual son.."

I slapped myself with both hands, then laid my head down.

"How long before it circulates.."

"To top it off with the new seating arrangement, that Jordan fucker is directly behind me..I can feel his eyes burning a hole through the back of my head without even turning around..." 

"Oh....and I was so distracted I almost forgot the other fan-fucking-tastic situation to my right.."

I flipped my head on the desk to face the other issue in my now shortened life.

"The hell is wrong with you?"  Whispered Luke.