Nothing is more important to me than my mid-day nap so how do you think I feel when I try to sleep in class and my teacher Mr. Wiggin's starts to talk? It's not that hard to understand that when I want to sleep I want to sleep and NOT be disturbed but it's not like he'll get it any soon.

I try some different position but nothing seems to work. A couple of minutes had gone before I start to listen to Mr. Wiggin talking because I obviously couldn't sleep.

"-and even when his company only just had been build, he made 8-digit numbers (10.000.000+) after the first 3 months. Now the Wolfgang Enterprise's owns 40% of the worlds most important companies. Many of you may work for him in the future so I would advise you all to see when the owner and CEO of Wolfgang Enterprise reveal his true identity later this day". Yeah, like he would have a bunch of sluts and idiots working for him.

"-Many of you may have parents working for him". Mr. Wiggin's starts looking through the crowd of students before he stops, knowing he had found the person he had been looking for. "For example Mr. Moore's dad. He's one of the Wolfgang's best salesmen". Mr. Wiggin points at Jake Moore and the whole class looks in the direction of his finger and the whispers start.

By the mentioning of his dad, Jake smirks thinking he's better than anybody else. He's just a pitiful excuse of a human. He thinks he's the shit because his dad is loaded but Jake is nothing, just a sorry excuse of a bully thinking he will get far in life by bullying the weak. My shit is bigger than his future and that says a lot.

While looking through his class, Mr. Wiggin spots me in my relaxed state barely listening to what he had said. He is mad but it's not like it's the first time his anger is directed at me.

"It's people like HER who never get far in life". He points at me, obviously. The class goes quiet. "Those who don't have a care in the world. It's people like HER who sleeps in class and don't do their homework. It's people like HER who never get a good job. Those people are the real burden to society!"

ME? A BURDEN? Heck no! I've done greater things just by sitting on the toilet than he has done throughout his whole life.

I was mad. "THE ONLY ONE WHO IS A BURDEN IN THIS SOCIETY IS YOUR BIG FAT WHALE OF A WIFE!".

He was mad before but now his whole body was burning with rage. He looked like an angry girl scout ready to kill the person who stole his last cookie while I sat not showing any regret by my words seconds before.

"DETENTION NOW!". He pointed his finger to the doors trying to look intimidating but he only looked like a mad chihuahua with his small height. Maybe if I throw a stick he would go get it?

I started packing my thing because as the good student I am I listen to my teachers (note the sarcasm). When Mr. Wiggin noticed me packing he relaxed and a smug took place on his face thinking he won. Like he'll ever win over me. I took my things and walked to the door and stopped, turning my whole body in Mr. Wiggin's direction. Seconds later he looked at the direction the rest of the class was looking at and his smug disappeared and was now replaced with a snarl. He defiantly descended from a dog.

"Can I ask a question before I go?". I tried to sound as innocent as possible, trying not to show my real intentions when we all know my intentions are never good.

"Yes, miss Carter". He gritted his teeth obviously irritated by me still being in the classroom but he tries not to show obviously failing since he looks like he's about to explode. It wouldn't surprise me if he started to bark at me.

"How do you fuck a wife so fat?"

The class erupted in laughter and Mr. Wiggin exploded. I saw it as my cue to get the hell out and the second I closed the door I could hear my name being yelled. I started the walk to the exit because I was obviously not staying for my detention. While walking, the sound of Mr. Wiggin's outbreak was the only thing that could be heard. It was like sweet music to my ears.

What a lovely day.

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