As I sit in lecture, learning poetry

Something struck me, about one

speaker. The one with swagger and

unique sense in style…

How can anyone fit into those Skinny.

Ass. Jeans?

Especially, with Big Ass Feet?

It doesn’t look right.

Sure, point your toes and it could

work…

Till you get to the heel and ankle.

Then the calf and rest of the leg

So, how could David Tomas Martinez,

with his Big Ass Feet, fit into those

Skinny Ass Jeans?

I don’t know.

That’s one secret he didn’t share.