*GASP*

Jeff awoke with a sudden warmness surging through his body. He thought that he had died, but he was still alive. Amazing, he thought. He observed the area around him, he felt soft wool on his fingertips, he heard slight noise as though it came from another room. He could smell a smell that was familiar, like his mother's cooking. He gently rose from the bed that he was on. He unveiled himself from the wool blanket. He saw what he assumed to be the inside of a fancy mansion.

"Ah. I see you are awake... Jeff!"

Jeff slowly turned to the direction of the voice, it was not the King he had met earlier, but a different man. He seemed no older than a year or two from him. "Where am I," Jeff asked. "Welcome to Thot Slayer Manor. This is the central base of all Thot Slayers. You, Jeff, have been selected among millions of other men who died. To be a Thot Slayer. I am Joe, nice to meet you."

Jeff makes his way out of bed, he is shocked as he is wearing different clothes from before. From his tie down to his underwear, "Why am I in different clothes?" Joe stands up from the chair he was sitting at, "Sorry about that, I had to change you, since your clothes had remnants of a thot. Don't worry, I said no homo when, before, and after I did it. For.. I am not... GAY!"

Jeff scratched his head, but admired the new clothes he had. A white button up short sleeve, black tie, jean shorts that are rolled up, and pink slippers. Pink seriously, Jeff thought. "Joe, so what am I going to do now, do I go out and slay thots?"

Joe shakes his head, "Before you slay thots you have to go through the tutorial as gamers would say. I guess you should learn about the Thot Slayer Chronicle."

"The what-"

Joe closes his eyes and opens his hand in front of him as though he was holding a book. A book suddenly appears in a cloud of smoke, landing firmly in Joe's hand. "This is the Thot Slayer Chronicle, every Thot Slayer has one. It holds all of the thots that you have slain, as well as all the Thot Slayer Techniques you know."

Joe opens his book and flips through pages, as he does a bell echoes throughout the mansion. He stops flipping through his book and looks to a door that led out of the room they were staying at. "Follow me Joe, someone just rang the... DOORBELL!" Joe dashes out of the room, he struggled to open the door which slowed him down a bit. Jeff followed after Joe, down a hall, down a spiral staircase, and to the front lobby of the mansion.

A large door acted as the entrance to the mansion, Joe looked at it ominously. As he did at least three other men had walked into the lobby.

"Are you going to open it, Joe senpai" one of them asks.

"Hurry up and open it Jeff, it is disturbing my Assassin's Creed grind," another says.

The other stayed silent waiting for Joe to open it.

Joe hurries to the door and opens it, the blizzard outside quickly became apparent as it hit everyone's face. Though the only one who seemed to be affected was Jeff. At the door was a young woman, possibly in her late teens, holding a box. The three men became more focused than ever, staring with an intensity that Jeff could not even handle.

"What do you want," Joe asks the girl.

"Hi! I have girl scout cookies to give to the King," the girl says with a cheerful smile.

Joe smirks, "What is a girl scout doing out in the artic?"

The girl starts sweating, her cheerful smile begins cracking. "T-The King sent out an order for some, I heard that he loves girl scout cookies. Can you possibly let me in as well, it is terribly cold." The girl attempts to force her way into the mansion, but Joe stops her with his arm.

"What would you say her level was guys," Joe asks the three other men.

"4..." the previously silent man said.

"I am a level 4 what? Can I please just come inside..." the girl said continuously trying to invade the mansion.

Jeff is amazingly confused, but he keeps on watching hoping to get the answer to his confusion. "Watch carefully Jeff, this right here is a level 4 Thot," Joe says turning his head toward Jeff.

"I am not a thot-" the girl is slightly pushed back out of the mansion. Joe opens his Chronicle, "Thot Slayer Technique #1..." Joe's pupils begin glowing red, a high pitched ringing sound could be heard coming from his pupils. He steps back slightly with one foot, putting the other in front of it. Putting all his weight into it, he smacks the girl with his palm in her stomach.

"BEGONE THOT!"