*SOMEWHERE IN THE WILDLANDS OF AUSTRALIA *

Master Alan ,oh Master Alan!?? Wake up Master Alan!!! Huh what happened where am I? Oh good master Alan you've come to. BBO what's happening? Master Alan it's nice of you to ask currently we have been captured by what seems to be cannibals. *Alan laugh hesitantly* good joke BBO now where are we seriously. Master Alan do you feel a little weird? Well BBO now that you mention I do feel like I lost a couple pounds. Maybe it's all that Fucking!! Urine I let go off on the way here flying in a suit at mach 7. An it felt like my face was fucking being torn off. Master Alan. What BBO my suit getting pissed on. MASTER Alan?.. what you don’t care that I just fucking pissed all over myself huh you just going to ignore everything I say? MASTER ALAN!!!! WHAT BBO WHAT THE FUCK COULD BE SO IMPORTANT YOU INTERRUPT ME !!! Master Alan i asked you if you felt weird because we are currently being hung upside down over a giant Fire with cannibals watching us as we turn like an Animal being cooked!! Ohhh well BBO why I didn't you say something in the first place. Master Alan I tried to tell you but you where talking and as a gentleman I would try my best to never interrupt someone, let alone my Master. Well BBO thank you for being well manured unlike that Bitch Quin.

Master I prefer you not call her those foul words. She is indeed the Head A.I. in this Ninjosuit. Even though I do have control over certain aspects of the suit she controls, what you human say BADASS weapons. If you continue to insult her she may leave those weapons locked out of your protocol. Well BBO at this moment that doesn’t seem to really matter does it, because I don’t even know how to use my Ninjosuit. Master Alan would you like to initiate basic training protocol for your Ninjosuit? Wait what there is a Basic Training for the Ninjosuit? Of course Master Alan where you not told this at the lab, when you where speaking to Master Boedan, he was supposed to tell you how to initiate basic training protocol. Well BBO if you must no he did not. Pardon me Master Alan he should have shown you unless you did something to upset him. *Alan whispers under his breath*"Umm no I didn’t do anything". That might upset that Fucker. Excuse me Master Alan what did you say. Oh uh I said that this mission just got tougher. Oh good then should I initiate Basic training Protocol. Uh yeah BBO that's sounds great we should do that however we still have the cannibals to worry about, also BBO did you forget? I beg your pardon Master Alan did I forget what? Oh i Don’t know THAT WHERE ON A STICK COOKING LIKE A ROTISSERIE CHICKEN!!! Ah yes Master Alan I did not forget, so might I ask to take control of the suit for a moment of time? Well BBO seeing as I don’t fucking know how to use the damn thing!! An where tied up I don’t think there would be a fucking problem with that. Alright Master Alan i just need to you to repeat these words after me so that, i can have access over the suit.Alright BBO say it. *Static Alaaaa static*

*interruption from Alan* Hey guys its me Alan your brave and smart an did i mention sexy Ninja? No, well i am pretty sexy sure I’m not tall, and i don’t have blue eyes but that doesn’t matter,anyways.What am i doing here? well i just came to let you know things are about to get really graphic and in to detail so get those "IMAGINATIONS" Ready!! also I’m a Ninja and your not so don’t bash on me and act like you know everything about ninjas you Jackass. God i hate these damn intermissions. I mean these readers are just so dumb they think that they know everything about being a Ninja yet i don’t see them with a Ninja License. Huh? what was that what did you say? The microphone is still On? So your saying that if i said hey reader you are a "fucking dumb ass" the reader will know that i think that they are a fucking dumb ass. Hey reader no i wasn’t talking about you no i think your smart and super capable. huh dumb ass, wait it still on woops. OK guys well lets get back to my story in Australia*powers off intermission*

OK Master Alan here goes repeat after me very carefully. I Alan, grant access to BBO control over my suit."I Alan, grant access to BBO control over my suit" Ok "So that he can use his awesomeness to kill all the Cannibals". Wait what do i have to say that your awesome. Master Alan exactly as I say it. fine damn it. Now start over.I Alan, grant access to BBO control over my suit, OK So that he can use his awesomeness to kill all the Cannibals. and finally, Because i Alan am a fucking idiot ninja who has no idea how to control a Ninjosuit. Wow Wow Wow i am not about to call myself a fucking idiot. My apologize Master Alan your right your right. Your actually supposed to say that you are a big fucking dumb idiot. How did you know the missing words Master Alan? Are you fucking kidding me BBO. I thought you where a gentleman. I am master Alan but it seems like Quin the head A.I. of the Ninjosuit will only give us access to that part of the suit if you say those words exactly. Are you fucking kidding me !!! Fuck that bullshit i would rather be roasted alive slowly being cooked to my death then say that fucking bullshit. Well Master Alan then i guess its your lucky day because that is exactly what is going to happen to us. Well Master Alan there is one bright side to all of this. OH yeah BBO really? whats that bright side? I am just an A.I. so i will feel no pain and as soon as this suit self destructs my Programming will be sent to another Ninjosuit.BBO!! How in the mother fucking, fuck is that good news for me!! well Master Alan i never said it was good news for you i just said that it was good news. Gosh fucking dam it, is it just me or is it getting fucking hot in this Ninjosuit.?? That is correct Master Alan the suits defensive barriers are beginning to shut down and slowly you begin to cook like a hot dog.Well that's not that bad every time I cook a hot dog the outside is like fucking lava and the inside always stays cold. Oh then i fear my analogy was incorrect, Master Alan. let me say it like this your going to Fucking Burn.

What the Actual Fuck BBO is my life a game to you? Why no Master Alan I have grown fond of you.Well BBO is doesn't seem like it you just said i am going to fucking burn. Well if you want to use the suits defensive mechanisms or have access to them you have to say what Quin set as the bypass. NO I’m not going to fucking say that bullshit BBO. Alright Master Alan as you wish. *NINJOSUIT DEFENSIVE BARRIERS COMPLETE SHUTDOWN IN T-MINUS 10 SECONDS.* I am not going to say it God fucking damn it *10!,9!,8!,7!,6!,5!* Nope still not gonna say it!*4!,3!,2!* *GAHH!!!* FINE!!! I Alan, grant access to BBO control over my suit, So that he can use his awesomeness to kill all the Cannibals, and I Alan am a fucking Idiot *Rockets fly over head * BBO what the fuck are those????!! *Then PWWWOOOOF!!!* What the fuck!!! BBO what are those. *Ninjas in all Black swoop in* The cannibals are shouting something BBO what are they saying???? *cannibals yell gibberish* Oh shit BBO those are other ninjas and i don’t think they are friendlies. Master Alan i suggest you finish the sentence or we are about to get fucked harder than the government fucks everyone on Tax day. Son of a bitch fine. I Alan, grant access to BBO control over my suit, So that he can use his awesomeness to kill all the Cannibals, and I Alan am a fucking Idiot. *BBO going offline* aww hell no what the fuck is happening. *Mask on Ninjosuit powers on*Wow what the heck where am I. You are now inside me.. Wait what? Hello Master Alan you are now inside me as i am taking Control over the suit to use our defenses. Well can you phrase it differently BBO because it sounds like I’m in you. Apologize Master Alan let us begin. *other Ninjas pull out Katanas* BBO are you fucking seeing this shit? where is our Katana?*BBO pulls out katana.

* LET US BEGIN**Ninjas throw Kunai at cannibals. They kill two cannibals but the rest immediately realize what is happening the yell out a war cry!!! as if out of nowhere ground begins to crumble. * BBO what the fuck is going on!! *more cannibals pop out of the ground* BBO what the fuck is going on! It seems as if we have run in to Tanah' cannibals. What does mean. in American it is translated to Ground cannibals. Ok and what does that mean for us? Basically they can summon more of cannibals with that war cry. So that means we need to kill them before they summon more cannibals. Ok well shit lets do this no more talking. * BBO runs towards the Tanah* he slices threw them as if they where butter but the Tanah where not going to go down so easy they pull out there weapons and smash it into the suit. BBO takes the hit as if he felt nothing. The enemy ninjas shoot out what seems like small explosives killing there enemy Tanah. as BBO continues to slice threw is enemies. He does not realize that the enemy ninjas have noticed him. BBO continues to slash threw his enemies the blood scent begins to fill the air. The ground begins to turn red. BBO slices open up two Tanah at once there brains spurt out.The pink flesh from there brains fall to the floor. Then another Tanah runs at BBO smashing the Brains on the floor as it Mushes it begins to spread out like Jam and gushes fluid all over. BBO then gets hit *Static Alaaaa Static* from behind not noticing that there was another Tanah the suit get Opened.The Tanah has opened the suit and aims to get flesh. BBO Realizes that there is now actual danger because he must protect his Master.

The Tanah begins to Laugh. BBO slices him in half then as it slowly falls apart you begin to see all the insides perfectly sliced threw and halved. The brain, guts heart all perfectly intact but in halves. The Tanah lets out another war cry!! More Tanah Appear. BBO realizes this situation is getting out of hand. There is no victory here this is not a game. For every Tanah he slices more appear and the enemy ninja surround him. BBO throws down Makibishi. and Black eggs. Then smoke begins to come out from the Black eggs and the whole area is covered in thick black smoke. BBO thinks to himself this is the only time that i can escape I need to keep Master Alan from any Harm. BBO uses the distraction to escape the Tanah are completely stunned an confused. however the enemy ninja where not confused and saw from the background as BBO and Master Alan made there escape. As they rushed threw the trees not caring to look back BBO looked at the injury that the suit had received. Not only had the Tanah made it threw the suit they had punctured the Flesh of Alan. BBO analyzed the situation.

He knew that he needed to get them to safety to repair the suit as well as to take care Alan’s injuries. There was only one Problem. There where ninjas following him and these weren’t friendly American Ninja these where Australian enemy ninja and they seem to mean Business and now Alan’s cover was blown, if those ninjas where not killed they would send word back to there HQ, That would mean this whole mission would be a failure. Which was not good because the information that they needed about the weaponizing Kangaroos had not yet been Received. So there was no other Option but to fight in this very critical state. So BBO stopped as he turned around standing atop the tress waiting for a battle that could go 2 ways but there was only one way that Him an Alan would survive. So he waited for them to come an then...

To Be Continued.....