Every time I sit at these tables, I am surrounded. Like a cop in a drug house.

“Help, this is Officer Howell. I’m surrounded and need backup!”

I sit here, with people’s butts around me, people trying to sneak a word to their friends, people yelling like they were mute until a few seconds ago and now they can speak. I wish people would be more polite...

Can anyone else imagine this scene, but with blemmyae??

Oh my god that would be a blood bath.

A blood bath!

I’m typing this and some dude’s yelling about some guy. Right next to my ear. If anyone has the right to complain about anyone else, it’s me. About everyon-

Ldjkflerktgfjboegrjnoejnrortgjnbotrng WTF DUDE PLEASE!!

HE JUST WALKED AROUND ME TO THROW TRASH AWAY. 3 FEET OF CLEAR SPACE.

HE WAS KNEEING ME IN THE BACK.

DOES ANYONE WANT TO TRADE SCHOOLS??????

PLEASE!! AN INNOCENT LIFE WILL BE SAVED!!

IS THIS PUNISHMENT FOR SLEEPING 30 MINUTES LATE???!!

HAVE I DIED AND GONE TO HELL??

IS THIS MY ETERNAL PUNISHMENT????????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

WHATEVER IT IS THEY TOLD YOU I DID THEY’RE LYING!

Ohmygod please...

Save meeeeee