Congratulations!
Now that you are 13 years old, you are officially old enough to begin practicing the death ritual.
Before we go into great detail about the ritual itself, it’s time to lay down some background information. First of all, you may be asking yourself: “Well, what is death? Why should I care?”
Well, to give some context to why you should care, everyone is going to die. The world has existed before you were here, and the world will continue to exist until the end of time itself.
And no, unlike the movies, it is not an empty void of nothingness. To even perceive an empty void of nothingness, you would need a point of reference. Death means no point of reference.
So, there would be no “you” to perceive the lack of nothing. The “you” that is reading this right now will be wiped clean from the slate, almost as if you never even existed in the first place.
Are you beginning to envision the depth of what this means? Maybe you’re starting to panic, too. We understand. Confronting our own mortality is not something that’s easy for us humans to do.
So, that’s why we’re here to help you out. If you follow this guide word-for-word, you will be ready to die peacefully and completely. Because you know what they say, life is very fragile.
On the bright side, though, most of you won’t have to deal with the effects of death for many, many years. After all, you’re only 13. These days, the average human lives until around age 80.
While there is plenty of time to prepare for death, starting early is important. The earlier you think about and prepare for your own death, the more prepared you will be to leave this world.
Now, without further ado, let us begin exploring the process of the death ritual.
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