Probly w'rst hist'ry essay evr, but i dont half any factual proof

so i bethink this is an essay 'r something

once in a timeth sup'rman's planet kicked the bucket!. That gent travels to mars to buyeth saws with airplane the siamese poodle! then that gent goeth to earth! earth is being did hold captive by australia because its 1550 year! sup'rman asks the ancient egiptans if 't be true that gent couldst b'rrow a god! those gents depress'd nay and did shoot that gent with firew'rks, because those gents did invent firew'rks f'r the 4 of july! so then sup'rman asks accent greasse if 't be true that gent couldst b'rrow a god! those gents hath said aye and gaveth that gent jesus! yond's how mythology w'rks. Then those gents hath tried to square of the austrailins but those gents defeet'd those folk with lemurs! lemurs art sup'rman's arch-nememy! so then those gents did search n'rth am'rica f'r holp and jesus hath said 'we needeth to asketh the azztecs!" so then those gents hath left n'rth am'rica and wenteth too visiteth caesar. I dont nay wh're caesar liveth. Pokahontas is casar's indentur'd s'rvant. Airplane hath said 'can we b'rrow thou art hydrogen bombeth?" pokahontas hath said tis fine but i dont nay how to ste'r t! "that's well enow, i doth," airplane hath said, and did pull of his mask to bewray yond that gent wast former president martin luther king! dun dun dun dun dun dun dun so then the hydrogen bombeth rescu'd am'rica from the australians and martin luth'r king hath said the i has't a dreameth song by abba, am'rica's theme song the endeth i might've madeth a few mistakes, liketh f'rgettin to putteth a p'riod in the endeth of the 1st sentence. Nev'rmind, i did fix t. The aliens did blow up earth in 2012