Glory to Atstrotska: Originally written 10/23/18. Edited and Archived 12/25/18. Genre: Fanfiction; Hetalia. 

 All the countries were awaiting the arrival of the new country.

"Where is this guy?!" America shouted impatiently.

"France is supposed to be getting him now," England responded, taking a sip of his tea.

"You sent that Dummkopf?" Germany inquired, raising his eyebrow.

"Wasn't my idea," England stated plainly, taking another sip of his tea.

"Yeah, are you-a sure Francy Pants didn't a scare him away?" Italy shook in fear.

"Hannon, are my ears burning?" France laughed walking through the door.

"Where is he?!" America shouted impatiently, again.

Suddenly a small child emerged from the doorway."Chow Chow!~" he greeted holding up a peace sign.

"FRANCE WHAT DID YOU DO?!" Everybody screamed.