Have you ever walked into an area had a life-changing experience? I recently had one of those in a Target bathroom. If I didn't have the need to pee so badly I would have gone to a different place.
Let's start from the entry. I walked into the men's restroom and low and behold what do I see? A woman peeing in one of the Urinals. My initial reaction was "oh ok, I will go to the stall".
I quickly made my move over to the toilet and that's when she looked at me dead in the eyes and said, "LORDY LORDY LORDY I HAD TO PEE. THANK YOU JESUS." I said, "I am not Jesus but you are welcome anyways."
I made it to the stall. After starting to relieve myself I heard, "WOOOOOOO WEEEEE! I REALLY NEEDED THIS! THANK GOD THANK GOD THANK GOD!" The target bathroom is not a church. I didn't understand why she needed to sing her hymn in the bathroom. I was pretty uncomfortable with her pushing religious views on me at a vulnerable peeing moment.
Eventually, "She left the restroom humming and singing away" I forgot to mention she was a very soulful individual if you catch my meaning. I finished and walked out of the stall and behold what do I see? A huge ginormous turd in the Urinal.
My expectations were shattered and I had questions. How did I not see this coming? How could the person not tell the difference between pee and poo? Do you preach everytime you take a shit? Were you sending a message to the Target staff? Is pooping in a urinal more comfortable for you?
I watched in Asian child walk in the bathroom look at the urinal, looked at me with a confused look, then walked out. At this point, I had to leave the environment. It felt like I was transported to a whole different world while in that bathroom, I need to go back to my Starbucks and video games.