Joke: 1 Which is the only way a leopard can change his spots?

Answer: By going from one spot to another.

Joke: 2 When is music like vegetables?

Answer: When there are two beats to the measure.

Joke: 3 What did Sir Lancelot wear to bed?

Answer: A knight gown!

Joke: 4 What tops off a ghost's ice scream sundae?

Answer: Whipped Scream.

Joke: 5 How can you tell a dog's stupid 

Answer: It chases parked cars 

Joke: 6 When someone tells me to stop acting lik a flamimgo thats when i put my foot down 

Joke: 7 The sporting goods store just had a big sale on canoes it was quite the oar deal.

Joke: 8 Why do cats purr 

Answer: Because they can be a purrfect pet.

Joke: 9 What did the blue jay say to the cardnal 

Answer: We are going to win the baceball game 

Joke: 10 What did the DNA say to the other DNA 

Answer: Do these jeans make me look fat 

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