yo yo yo it's me, Author-Senpai. I know what you are thinking. What the heck happened? Answer: I got bored of this story for a while. This was something I did for fun during class when I had free time to write. I no longer have that much free time, but I do have time during breaks and stuff this week since it is finals/exam week, oof. I used to try and update every Wednesday(The day when we had free write time), but now updates will be more sporadic because of said "I don't have free time". So. I may revamp this story, still with all the satire and lols, but it will be different. I'll edit the earlier chapters into a bigger document, then write a script, and possibly make it the dumbest nuzlocke comic there ever was. I'll also change the names of the characters, Luna and Suniphan's names were made before S/M came out, so I will edit them to better fit the Hoenn theme. 

The story is essentially a parody of the (worse side?) of the Pokemon fandom's portrayal of the canon and player characters, and a combination of an idea for a series that I had involving magical girls, plus moemon/gijinka, because why the heck not. 

I do want to take writing seriously, though. I want to create stories and worlds. But writing bad fanfiction is honestly incredibly fun, and I shall do more of it.

And because of the nature of the story, this counts as an episode. So, without further ado, I shall continue. 

Luna saw her dad, Norman. I don't remember what was supposed to happen, but she showed him her Ralts, Starry, and her Treecko, Min-something, I can't be bothered to look back at the older episodes to find it.

 Just kidding. I just did. It is Mincreta, which I guess is pretty cool of a name? It sounds like a fakemon or something. 

Her dad wasn't impressed, because he's Norman and why the heck not, because plot and angst issues.

Dang, I forgot what I was going to type because I had to do something rip. 

So then they went to that one town I forgot the name of, and then to the city that I forgot the name of, blah blah team aqua, blah blah Devon corporation blah blah Roxanne, this story isn't worth continuing. So let's have a grand finale. Coming. Probably.

Okay so once upon a time, Steven Stone was born. Then he collected rocks. There was also a meteor that was going to crash into earth. In this universe, it came early. Or we started the story late. It doesn't matter. Steven Stone fell and broke his bone and got stoned. This somehow caused the meteor to crash into the earth, and all life was wiped off the planet.

The.

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