For those who are excited about high school, don't be.

High school is nothing but horny assholes with very low maturity.
You'll be lucky enough to make it through the first few years alive, then its off to college and student debts. 

Don't even try being optimistic, it won't work.

But back to the cafeteria. 

As soon as me and Maggie stepped foot inside that hellish place, all eyes turned to us, following with the occasional "OooOoOO" and "Aren't they the ones that got sent to the principal?"

But thankfully, with high levels of anxiety, and a food tray that screamed "I clearly don't eat enough", we finally made it to our lunch table, where we found Maggie's girlfriend.

"Hey,guys" she said.
We both waved and sat down.

"So I heard you guys missed class, I'm surprised you're still alive"
Alive is an understatement, to be honest.

"Well, Zachary here was afraid the whole time. I was brave and told him it'd be fine."
Maggie said.
I rolled my eyes.

I wanted to smack that smack that smug look off her face.

"I'm sure you were, baby. I'm so proud."

Maggie giggled and blushed, I got up and left, only to find my own crush, Jackson.