kenan got off work and headed to a nearby bar. His best friend Dan was waiting for him. He and Dan had been friends since high school and somehow along the road when they both realized they were gay it brought them to become closer than ever. kenan got into the bar and spotted Dan who was waving at him with a ridiculous smile on his face.
kenan sat down and immediately banged his head on the table and said:
"you won't believe the things happening in my life right now"
"is it about that Cairo guy?" Dan asked as he poured Kenan a shot of whiskey
"shhh don't say his name out loud" Kenan said as he looked around the bar
"Oh my relax Kenan its a noisy bar I doubt anyone heard" Dan replied
"So tell me how are things did you guys finally talk about your porno?" Dan asked
" No we didn't and I think its best if we don't" Kenan replied and then took a shot of whiskey
" Well, then why are you so stressed. If he doesn't want to talk about it that's good. That's a chapter of your lives you both need to keep closed" Dan said as he passed Kenan another shot
"I know... but... the thing is a kind of like him," Kenan said
" No, you don't. Give me one good reason why you like him" Dan asked with a serious face"
"Because... he was sort of my first" Kenan said quickly
"No!" Dan said while almost choking of his drink
" I thought jay... Jamie, whatever his name was.. was your first?" Dan asked
"I lied okay I lied... I wasn't going to tell you I lost my anal virginity to some random guy I filmed a porno with it just didn't seem classy" Kenan replied
"Well, I think the best thing to do is get over him. Everybody gets hooked on there first. Give yourself a couple of months trust me you won't even remember his name." Dan said confidently
"I guess so" Kenan replied
"Hey, plus you could always hang out with Frank I sort of think he likes you," Dan said right after drinking his shot.
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