"Play me a tune, darling Chop-Chop. Nocturne in Fortune... or whatever you call your musical piece. You have too many with next to no names."

"It's Chopin... And please, don't lean on Jolly. The oil from your skill will leave a mark on her oak body... And please don't drink my father's rum."

"Oh come now, darling, I'm doing your old man a favor! He's getting well into his age, no need for him to beat up his liver any more now right? Besides, this bottle is dangerous stuff. Let this Big Sister take care of the problem...GULP!"

"... Penny. Why are you spilling the rum all over my piano?"

"G-guggff! Cough! I-it's not like I'm doing it on purpose! Th-this bottle is too big for my mouth! A-and the center of balance is completely off compared to my Golden Ratio! I-I can't lift the bottle and drink it's cr*p at the same time!"

"... No good. The ethanol is leaving a bleeding stain in Jolly's body."

"Tch. You always fool around with your piano wife! Do you not see a beautiful Witch Girl with a hot body standing behind you!? I'm not doing this as a hobbyist exhibitionist! I honestly want to repay you for rescuing my life!!"

"... Miss Cambridge."

"Call me Penny. And go ahead and touch more than my hand. I consent♥."

"P-Penny... I-if you keep pressuring me like this... I have no choice but to--"

"To what? What are you gonna do about it, Mr. Piano Man? Fu-fu-fu."

"I'll cut your rations."

"...................(OдO)......W-wait! I-I'm sorry! I'm terribly sorry! Th-this evil witch d-didn't mean to-to test your purity to a breaking point! S-so please d-don't cut off my only lifeline! A-a Witch needs food to survive! You can't do this!"

"Then please dry off the carpet, wipe the rum from Jolly's cover, and buy a new bottle for my father. Use nothing but a damp towel, no soap."

"... B...but... I-it's illegal to make a Witch d-do manual labour."

"Tonight's menu theme will be Brussels sprouts."

"UGYAAAAAAH! AN-ANYTHING BUT THOSE LITTLE GREEN STINK BOMBS! I-I'LL CLEAN IT UP! I'LL CLEAN IT ALL UUUUUUUUUUUUUP!"

"...........Pfff. She's kind of cute when she's working hard. Sigh."

{~FIN~}