Dear Diary......

I got a letter today. Which is odd.

I either get a magical message via the Ethereal Net Drive or directly from the Owl Post. Even so, no one knows the address to my secret summer palace.

So I should not be receiving anything from anyone.

Yet, there was this large envelope that was jammed under my door.

I was 15 cm. This letter was 16 cm... I felt p*ssed for some reason.

I presumed it was a mistake. Because it was a regular mail for humans only.

………......

I wonder, did they think my treehouse was a lowly human's mailbox?

I'll file a formal complaint to their postal office. Yes I will.

....... I wonder if there's money inside?

*~Rip. Rip. Rip~*

... Odd. This letter is addressed not to one person. But to thousands.

It said in bold letters:

Greetings from the United States Government.

This letter is part of a major experiment involving the standardization of creating dedicated routes and post offices for cross-continental postal services.

If this proves successful, this would surely revolutionize the current Courier System as you know it and push our great nation to a brand new era of glory.

Please do not discard the letter, it will forever be part of our nation's history.

Yours truly

~~Benjamin Franklin.

…………….Sigh.

Where was my recycling basket again?