Dear Diary…...

I don't want to do it. 

The only way I can properly pull out the bullets from the Pilot's body before I can cauterize his wounds... is to swim into his body via the wounds.

My body is 15 cm... I hate to say this, but I fit perfectly into his injuries.

However, this would mean I will smell like rot and iron for 10 months AND have Post-Traumatic Stress Disorder every time look at tomato pastes.

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I don't want to do it.

... But I'm still going in.

I hate humans. More than I hate Orcs, Leprechauns, Gremlins, Banshees, Poltergeists, Dire Wolves, and any non-fae species in my life.

............... But what I truly, truly hate the most...

Are @ssholes who turn a blind eye to those reaching out for help.

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This - will be the most disgusting swim I will ever have... This will be 10 times worse than my incident at the Red Sea................. F**k it.

URYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!

*Splash* *Pitter Patter* *Splat*