Lo wandered the wasteland for years. She had a gigantic Rose growing out of her left arm, paralyzing it. The wasteland was rough, grey and barren. Pacum Bellum was no place for a woman like her. Then one fateful day as she was walking, Lo, with her grey war-torn hoodie and jeans spotted an old man in a brown cloak. The wind blew against her dirty blonde hair. As her blue eyes made contact with the stranger. She trudges along alone as the old man looked at her.

“Dear little girl....please....spare some change for a man who has lost...ev...everything.” He said. Lo scoffed at him and glared.

“Seriously...? You think I’m doing much better than you? I’ve got nothing too you idiot...you’re a grown ass adult, I’m just some kid, I’m not giving you anything.” She said rather rudely. The old man gasped.

“Su...such rudeness...! A woman should be polite an-“ he said. Lo shushed him.

“Oh don’t start with that bullshit. I’m no girly girl, I don’t need manner lessons, I’m not some kind of princess, your sorry ass is not getting anything out of me.” Lo said.

She turned and walked away before the air grew thick.

“You insolent girl!” The man yelled as he floated in the air. Lo turned and looked in horror as he rose his hands.

“Oh what the hell.” She gasped. The man glared at Lo.

“For your rudeness and crimes against me! I curse thee!!!!” He screamed. Lo blinked and laughed.

“Curse? Look, magic, sure I believe it, floating men, why not, but curses, nah, not real.” Lo replied. The old man looked confused.

“You believe in magic but not curses!? You truly are stupid!” The old man spat. Lo stuck her tongue out and walked away.

“H-hey!!! What the hell!? You can’t just...DON’T LEAVE WHEN SOMEONE IS CURSING YOU!!!” He yelled.

Lo kept walking away before suddenly the old man teleported in front of her and pushed her. Lo fell to the ground annoyed as he floated up again.

“Jesus just leave me be,” Lo grumbled. The old man pointed his finger at Lo.

“You need to be taught a lesson young woman! You wish to not be a princess! Well until you learn some manners young woman, YOU WILL BE DAMNED WITH ROYALTY AND ELEGANCE.” He screamed. Lo blinked and sighed annoyed.

“What the hell are you blabbing about?” Lo asked. The man screamed and suddenly a wave of light washed over Lo. She gasped and covered her eyes with her arm.

Suddenly the light dissipated. She looked at the man who was gone. She looked to her shoulder and smirked. The giant rose from her arm had vanished. She smirked.

“Hey, old man!!! You screwed up your curse! You actually helped me!” She chuckled. She laughed as she lifted her left hand weakly into the sky and fist pumped.

“Best day ever!” She yelled.

She walked for a few minutes where she approached a small run-down village.

She approached a little hut which served food. Lo smirked and pulled out a pile of gold she had stolen from some thieves the other day. She was glad she hadn’t shared with the old man.

“I’d like one of everything.” She said putting a single coin on the table. The waiter gasped at such a large amount of wealth.

“Of course madam! The waiter said. Lo smirked and laughed evilly. She put her shoes on the table.

“Oh, excellent sitting position madam.” The woman said as she took the coin and walked away. Lo smirked. She could say anything to them and they’d have to put up with it if they wanted more gold from her.

After fifteen minutes she got bored.

“Waiter!!!” Lo yelled. The waiter nervously walked out.

“Y-yes...Madam?” She asked. Lo sat normally and put her left arm on the table and snickered before looking annoyed.

“Where is my food,” Lo demanded. The waiter girl gulped.

“Madam...uh...you ordered everything on our menu! We uh, still are cooking it w-“ she explained before Lo slammed her fist to the table. She was bored and was gonna have fun with this.

“Really, so you bitch. You think you can be slow?” She asked. The waiter went pale and wanted to hit Lo, but really needed Lo’s money. She looked insulted and sad. Lo smirked more before she felt a tingle in her jeans. Suddenly the curse began to work its magic. She was becoming more “girly” it was subtle but the jeans became lighter, and slowly but surely turned to a jean skirt. Lo was unaware

“I’m sorry madam Its j-“

“That a swine like you can’t make a proper meal without taking years?” Lo asked.

Suddenly the skirt began to become pink. The waiter looked at this.

“Uh madam...uh...your cl-“

“Hey! Don’t change the subject! I’m not done insulting you idiot!” Lo yelled.

Leo’s hair hummed and in a bright flash was now blonde. The waiter gasped confused and stepped away. Lo looked confused as well before noticing a blonde strand of hair in her face. She looked confused and went to the washroom. She stared in horror as she saw the changes. Her hands went to her hair as she panicked.

“God damn it, this can’t be good.”