I was laying down nicely and all, doing that thing where you keep reloading the tab because I WANNA REPLY, when Ashton suddenly pretty much jumped onto me.

“Hey hey, Shawny!” he made the bed move up and down.

I slowly turned off my phone and looked up to him, “what nowwwww?” I groaned as I put my phone down and sat up straight.

“I just had a cool idea since well I’ve never had a sleepover before can I have one?” his face is so innocent, so pure… yet he’s neither of those things.

“Wait a minute… you’ve never had a sleepover?” I responded, but not answering the question, “I haven’t either but you’re you and-”

“Yeah yeah I’ve never had a sleepover cAN I!?” he bounced so much aak I’m dying.

I tried to push him away but by this time he was literally about to fucking hump me, “fine- with who?”

“Well I want you to have fun too so what about Alex and Ezekiel?” he stopped bouncing and pulled away, now only sitting on the bed in front of me.

I sighed, “I bet Alex’ll kill me but whatever, sure.”

“He won’t kill you I swear! I’ll make sure of it!” he pouted.

I chuckled a bit, yeah I know he probably won’t kill me, since there are witnesses, and Ashton will definitely not be the person to save me, he probably can’t even hold a weapon, (and that’s where he’s wrong-) it’s all stupid, really.

“Oh shush! Let’s just have fun! It’s tonight at like seven, okay?”

“Wait right now it’s seven-”

“Wow my baby boy’s so smart!” and then there was a knock at the door. I hate you Ashton.

I grabbed my blanket and pulled it over me as Ashton went to answer the door. And now I will recite the dialogue.

“Hey guys! So um- welcome! Is there anything you need to sleep like… a bed?” Ashton I thought you were the extrovert.

“Nah man I can totally sleep on the floor with all the gross shit because I know ya’ll don’t vacuum.”

“Was that sarcasm?”

“... are you serious.”

“Okay shush you two, let’s just go in and see what we can do. Unlike Alex I actually brought everything we needed, including Alex’s toothbrush.”

“Hey I don’t need that I said I wasn’t gonna eat anything.”

“How about drinking? Honestly I was expecting you to get drunk or something since you didn’t bring any medications.”

“Oh shush up- wait- I didn’t bring those-”

And then I assume Ezekiel got em from somewhere, “I brought them… along with like half of your stuff. That’s why my bag is so packed.”

“I’m such a loser… having other people pack my stuff…”

I can hear the ‘shit what the fuck do I do’ in Ashton voice, “uhhh, so let’s just… get a move on. It doesn’t matter as long as you have everything with you now, right?”

There was an awkward silence until I heard Ashton flomp onto my bed, petting where he thinks I am, well I am there… but that’s where my feet are.

I kicked his hand in response and growled a bit, annoyed since I do not have a foot fetish… at all.

He flinched away, “hey Shawny… our friends are here…”

“Don’t call me that… idiot… face… and I don’t care, I wanna sleep.”

“But don’t you finally wanna play your multiplayer games… with other people? And watch some movies and you can get drunk if you wanna…”

I slowly got out of the covers, “I want lots of snacks and a bottle of vodka,” I sat up, “and who here’s even good at video games?”

“Well Alex says sometimes he plays stuff when he’s drunk-”

“Say no more,” he stood up and looked around the room. Alex was on his phone and Ezekiel was patiently waiting, can’t relate.

I glanced at Alex for a second before sitting down on the floor before the TV, the couch is too far away to actually get anything done right.

I quickly turned it on and got on some game I’ve always wanted to play with people WII SPORTS RESORT BABY. DON’T JUDGE ME YOU ASSHOLES.

I looked back at Alex again, I’m feeling so awkward and lonely fuck. And then I just screamed, “FUCK,” since I didn’t know what else to say and they both looked at me.

I made some weird squeaking noise before grabbing the blanket from the couch and hiding myself in it.

Ashton came back to the area by that time to see this whole thing. I heard him whisper something to someone else and then tapped me on the shoulder.

I got out of the blanket and looked at him as he handed me my food and beverage, “there you go babe. And I asked Alex to come play games with you so everything should be good.”

Alex slowly walked over to me and sat down next to me.

“Just… tell me if either of you two need anything, okay?” he pat me on the head and started to walk away.

“I want an alcohol too…” Alex mumbled slightly but Ashton seemed to get it.

The blanket was still half on me at this point so it was harder to hold the controller but I did. I glanced at Alex again.

He sighed, “it seems we’re playing some basic bitch wii game, and we have like twenty fucking options. I wanna sword fight you.”

“You mean in the game or-”

“In the game you horny fuck.”

I took my bottle and drank a bit of it, starting to feel the effects of it immediately, “w-whatever you jerk asshole bitch…”

“Wow that’s an… original insult…” he groaned as he grabbed the remote from my hand and clicked on the sword game. I only drank a bit but I was already out of it. It’s like when you squint but you can’t un-squint. I decided to drink more afterwards since what’s the point at this point.

We were about to start but Ashton came in and gave Alex his alcohol, so Alex chugged it down and then we started the duel, since he wanted that.

In two words, Alex won. Due to my terrible drunken coordination skills. Bitch. By the time the round was over… I was so drunk, I think I drank more just after the round in a ‘fucking why’ kinda way.

I groaned loudly and scrambled over to the couch, Alex not far behind. He sat down next to me.

“Hey so… Alex… thing…”

“I’m not a thing, I’m a human being.”

“Anyways… so you know that feeling when ya know, when ya know you fucked up?”

“Yeah I bet I’m gonna feel it after I do this thing…”

I raised an eyebrow, “what thing-”

Then Alex hugged me... fUCK ALEX HUGGED ME… FUCK. But I was too drunk to react by punching him so I closed my eyes and accepted it, making myself smaller and smaller until I felt good.

“Ugh I’m so drunk…” he mumbled as he started petting my hair, watching me. It was weird, but it was… fine.

“H-hey asshole…” I tried to get him off, “get off my head that’s only for premium members…”

“Bitch I am a premium member…”

“Bitch I hate you…”

“Bitch you horny fuck how about you get off of me.”

“How about you fuck me…”

“What the fuck.”

“I wanna fuck and I don’t wanna fuck Ashton right nowwww…” I whined as he crawled closer and closer to him, ugh I was so drunk…

“Well fine whatever... “ he started stripping himself and Ezekiel ZOOMED over here like he don’t want his man fucking another man.

“WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU GUYS DOING.”

“I’m gonna fuck him and hopefully he’ll pee on me…”

“ALEX WHAT THe FUCK- THE FUCKING-” and then he ran off to get Ashton which was still in the kitchen for some reason.

While Ezekiel was in the middle of a mental breakdown, me and Alex both almost stripped ourselves… was this a regret? Only for Alex.

I laid my head on top of his almost nonexistent stomach, feeling really fucking tired.

He pat my head, “hey so… are we gonna do this or are we not…?” he asked softly.

I whined a bit in response, “I’m tireddddd…”

And by then Ashton and Ezekiel raced into the room to see two almost naked boys on top of eachother, “Shawn you could’ve just asked me to fuck you…”

“Yeah but- you never can do it good… Alex has a bigger dick than you…” I mumbled.

“God…” he groaned, “you look tired… can’t you just go to sleep…?”

“Well if you want I can sleep… but I ain’t budging…” I wrapped my legs around Alex’s torso.

“Shawn if you wanna sleep don’t sleep with someone you’ll regret sleeping with in the morning…”

“Well I’d regret sleeping with you so what’s the difference… a smack on the head or teasing for a few hours…? Physical abuse is better…” I pretty much spilled out the truth to him, ugh I was so tired… and drunk.

“Shawn if you don’t like when I tease you you can just say so-”

“But if I say so people judge me and get angry and don’t like me so then I’m left alone since now since the ‘popular’ kids don’t like me no one likes me and then I fucking commit suicide,” I huffed and then wrapped myself around Alex tighter.

“Shawn I don’t want any of that to happen and-”

“That doesn’t mean anything, ‘you can’t control other people. Only you can make your own decisions’ and bullshit like that…”

“Well you can only make your own decision-”

“Manipulation and mind control, has anyone ever heard of either of those things? Are they just stupid?”

“Shawn you sound like you’re just bullshitting… you’re drunk… talk to me in the morning…” he tried to grab me off of Alex but it didn’t work out, I was basically glued to him at this point.

“But it’s true you asshole! It’s true! What I said was true! Idiot! Jerk! Assaholic bitch!”

“Fine. Sleep with him, regret it. I don’t care.”

“W-wait so you… you nEVER CARED!?”

Ezekiel just left by this point. He wanted to get Alex too much that he didn’t care about was going on.

“No I didn’t say that I didn’t care all along I just don’t care right now and I-”

I let go of Alex and sat up, “you bitch!”

“I’m sorry! I should’ve been more specific!”

Alex also left the area and sat next to Ezekiel, slowly falling asleep on him.

“How about you just start caring about me!”

“I cared enough to tell you to get off someone else’s man!”

“You just want me as your trophy!”

“BITCH WHAT THE FUCK!?”

“YOU HEARD ME!”

“IT’S MORE LIKE THE OTHER WAY AROUND!”

Alex groaned, “shut them up… they’re too loud like… they’re at some party or something…”

“Baby I can’t make them shut up…”

“Yeah you can… just shut them up... “

Ezekiel rolled his eyes and Alex groaned some more.

“NO IT’S NOT! YOU ONLY ACT NICE TO ME WHEN OTHER PEOPLE ARE AROUND!”

“BITCH! I’M LITERALLY ScREAMING AT YOU WHILE OTHER PEOPLE ARE AROUND!”

At that point I was really close to cracking, so I just stood up and started walking away. I didn’t wanna deal with this hostile situation, even when I was drunk.

“Wait Shawn I didn’t mean to make you feel bad I just- ugh nevermind it’s not like you’ll remember unless it’s something really negative…”

I didn’t know what to say, I can barely make a sentence normally. I just went back to my bed and went under the covers again. I was done, I am done. I won’t remember any of this in the morning so what’s the point. What’s the point of even summarizing this in my head. I need to sleep.