"Sh****t. Even your eyes can pop out like those monster stress balls."

"Uuuugh! Th-the teeth are poking into weird places in my body! I-it hurts! Byaaaaa! Byaaaaah!"

Don't judge me, but I was confused.

One moment ago, I saved a useless Goddess with Scary eyes from a gun.

Said gun opened fired and I blacked out when my head hurt.

Now, I found myself standing in what appeared to be an African Rain Forest.

Vines that moved across tree branches like snakes. Bark of trees rustling like a bear shrugging its fur. Even the rocks around me were rolling around like pigs frolicking in the fresh mud... Reminds me of my childhood.

I wonder, where in the world am I..................................................................

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..............Oh H*ll no.............................D...Did I just get sent to Another World!?

"...Sh***t... I ran away from home to start a new life. I was expecting to start out as a line cook in a back end kitchen, saving up money to buy train tickets to Boston, and start my career as an actress... or whatever kids do nowadays."

My head hurt... I blame it on bullet inside... if it was still there.

I ran through all sorts of calculations in my head, running them as fast as a super computer could handle. I took in all the numbers, the visual components, and even the evidence of strange life around me.

In the end, my brain that failed Math 12 came to a conclusion.

"...........I'm f**ked."

"N-no! Stop! Mr. Wolfie! N-not there! I-I'm a girl! Y-you're teeth won't fit in there! Byaagagaahhn! N-not where the baby comes out!"

"Okay that's it!---FREEZE MOTHER F**KER! OPEN YOUR MOUTH AND PUT THE BABY SHEEP DOWN, RIGHT NOW!...OR I'LL POP ONE IN YOUR TAIL!"

Note, I only had my box cutter on me... Sssssssssh.